Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:
February 03, 2025, 09:02:52 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Please Help
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
* Discussion Boards
Introduce Yourself
FAQs and Policies

General Monster Forum
Remembering our friends...in Memorium
Riding Techniques
Tutorials
Tech
Accessories & Mods
Gear
Racing & Trackdays
Stolen Motorcycles

No Moto Content
Board Tech Issues

Local Club Boards
BOMb
RCP

* Sponsors
Valley Desmo Service
California Cycleworks
MotorcycleGear.Com
Monsterparts
Minor Sponsor Board
Sponsor Info

* Flea Market
Monsters for Sale
Monsters Wanted
Other Bikes
Parts for Sale
Parts Wanted
Gear for Sale
Misc for Sale/Wanted

Pages: [1]   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: Y'all gotta be a little more respectful now...  (Read 2983 times)
Betty Rage
it's a bird! it's a plane! No, it's a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1331


hater
« on: July 06, 2009, 12:58:49 PM »
"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor

As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach,  teach and hold meetings.  Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.

You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.
Logged
Darkhorse den mother
DucMouse the Mighty
At least the smartess part of my body is my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4232



WWW
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2009, 01:09:03 PM »
 waytogo

hey honey, u wana let Cierra marry us  laughingdp
Logged
spankin™

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
ryandalling
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2331


Trade you my milk for your Ducati...


WWW
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2009, 01:13:39 PM »
How about exorcisms? From the smell of them... Mo's leathers have a demon inside that needs to be exorcised out.  Grin
Logged
Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
Visolara
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 626


Jacobs Love Meat
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2009, 01:40:28 PM »
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?
Logged
Maurice Miller
2009 OMRRA Rider Representative

OMRRA #39
WMRRA #39
Dark Horse Racing

Race Supporters -
Noel Communications, Inc. , 2Fast Motorcycle Track Days & Instruction , KBC Helmets , EDR Performance , Cascade Tracktime , GP Suspension North , KFG Dunlop LLC , LP Privateer , Dainese , AMS Oil

| 2006 Ducati 749S (street) | 2004 Suzuki SV650S (race) | 2002 Aprilia Mille (race) |
JohnnyDucati
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 574
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2009, 04:21:09 PM »

Very, cool Reverend Cierra.

Congratulations!
Logged
GAAN
Guest
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2009, 08:25:14 PM »
Quote from: Visolara on July 06, 2009, 01:40:28 PM
does this mean I cant swear in the house anymore?




actually it means that you can't have sex anymore

she can only have sex with young boys
Logged
Fresh Pants
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2715


Moof
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2009, 08:47:57 PM »
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 06, 2009, 12:58:49 PM
"This is to confirm that Cierra Lisette Miller has been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.

Date of Ordination: 07/05/09
by Kevin Andrews, Pastor

As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform all peaceful rites and ceremonies of the church, including weddings, funerals, baptisms, blessings, and to preach,  teach and hold meetings.  Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriage), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction.

You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy.

 applause

A Ninja of the cloth?
Logged
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp
scott_araujo
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1593
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 05:27:29 AM »
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott
Logged
duc_fan
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1599


Designated right-wing religious kook.
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2009, 10:54:41 AM »
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 05:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott

Y'all do live in Portland, ya know.
Logged
"Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." -- Albert Einstein

"I want a peaceful soul. I need a bigger gun." -- Charlie Crews on Life

Street: 2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Track: 2005 Honda CBR 600RR - Salvage project
Sold: 2001 Ducati SS900ie - Gone, but not forgotten...
Betty Rage
it's a bird! it's a plane! No, it's a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1331


hater
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2009, 11:39:31 AM »
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 05:27:29 AM
I'm so confused, this is posted right next to the belly dancing announcement.  And I thought you were going to be a midwife.  Is this some weird new career that combines all three?

Scott

The belly dancing and the minister thing are both hobby-type things. The Midwife thing is a career thing.

thing.
Logged
Darkhorse den mother
scott_araujo
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1593
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2009, 12:06:31 PM »
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level.  Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.

Scott
Logged
Betty Rage
it's a bird! it's a plane! No, it's a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1331


hater
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 12:30:34 PM »
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything.  laughingdp
Logged
Darkhorse den mother
DucMouse the Mighty
At least the smartess part of my body is my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4232



WWW
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2009, 01:15:05 PM »
Quote from: NeenjaMastah on July 07, 2009, 12:30:34 PM
the ministry thing is really just if someone needs someone to marry them. I'm not starting a church or anything.  laughingdp

maybe u should  Cool






















 Grin bow down
Logged
spankin™

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
GAAN
Guest
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 06:09:52 PM »
Quote from: scott_araujo on July 07, 2009, 12:06:31 PM
I didn't know belly dancing and ministry were on the same level.  Anyway, I'm glad delivering babies ranks higher, probably not something one should do as a 'hobby'.

Scott


bah

delivering babies is like watching gallagher

you just stand to the side, watch, and avoid getting any of it on you... Grin

and

belly dancing doen correctly is a religious experience
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder 		Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1