Sorry for the delay in responding to your insightful comments. Before responding I had to, oboviously, consult with the big-ass safe regarding it's needs desires and future disposition.
Hrm-I make it a point not to bring home anything too big for my deuce and a half truck.
It seems to work for me.
Wiser words have yet to be spoken, especially if you're a single lad. Brilliance noted.
dont think 4500 lbs is all that shippable.......unless its your dime?
First one is on me. Keep in mind there may be untold fortunes, etc. in the somewhat ancient recesses of the big-ass safe.
Can the big-ass-safe bring peace in the middle east?
Yes, it could. However, we live in a New Testiment, free-will era and the velvet-gloved big-ass safe chooses to parentally guide not impose with a heavy, iron hand.
Can I fit a Big-Ass Fan in the big-ass safe?
The big-ass safe is ancient and wise so, much like Yoda, has certian limitations.
The big-ass safe has no outlets. And a low ceiling. Much like your bike, the big-ass safe is ancient, therefore all fanning must be manual.
Can the big-ass safe be use as a flotation device in the event of a water landing?
The big-ass safe is whimsical and, like most safes, dark, lacks humor and is timeless.
It can be used as a flotation device and would be happy to spend the next 1000 years on the bottom of the ocean with you.
Do not taunt happy-fun big-ass safe.
Word.
More to come.
