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« on: July 08, 2009, 12:41:28 PM »
Come and get it.  Ooo, a big surprise may be in side and you keep what you find, including Jimmy Hoffa!
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 01:25:16 PM »
How big is this big-ass safe?
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2009, 01:57:45 PM »
Quote from: jimboecv on July 08, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
Come and get it.  Ooo, a big surprise may be in side and you keep what you find, including Jimmy Hoffa!



you know the combo? or need to drill?
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2009, 02:30:55 PM »
that is soooo cool!
why get rid of it?
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2009, 02:37:53 PM »
I'm an idiot.  Before I recover you should come and get the big-ass safe.
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you know the combo? or need to drill?

Yes, I do know the combo BUT I want someone, a new friend perhaps, to enjoy the lavish items I've tucked away in the deep corners of the big-ass safe.

I like to think of the big-ass safe's surprise as The DMF-MOB Love-Stimulant Package since so many folks have been sad around here lately.

Turn that frown up side down!!  With a big-ass safe!!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2009, 02:47:24 PM »
Quote from: jimboecv on July 08, 2009, 02:37:53 PM
I'm an idiot.  Before I recover you should come and get the big-ass safe.

man..if i were still in oregon i would be on my way
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2009, 02:50:15 PM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on July 08, 2009, 01:25:16 PM
How big is this big-ass safe?
I lack the professionals vernacular but, I've been told no less than three times by tradespersons who deal with big-ass safes, it is by any measure a big-ass safe, indeed.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2009, 02:54:30 PM »
Quote from: herm on July 08, 2009, 02:47:24 PM
man..if i were still in oregon i would be on my way

Big-ass safes are quite shippable.
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2009, 03:03:16 PM »
Will you help me carry it up to my apt?, im on the 5th floor.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2009, 04:04:03 PM »
Which weighs more...1969 VW Bug or that safe?   laughingdp
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2009, 04:33:37 PM »
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Will you help me carry it up to my apt?, im on the 5th floor.

The big-ass safe is quite a big-ass safe.  As such, it's size it is not recommended for anything but ground floor installations.
That said, I would help you move it up stairs, Dan, but it's against the big-ass safe's rules and the big-ass safe will not be ignored.   

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Which weighs more...1969 VW Bug or that safe?


1969 VW 'Bug' or Beetle as it's known amongst educated fans;
Weight = ~1850 lbs.
Big-ass safe = ~4500 lbs. (really)
Cadillac Escalade = ~ 5900 lbs.

Therefore, you can see the big-ass safe is:
More compact than it's competition.
Has a better warranty.
Is easier to park (I found my big-ass safe inside a wall.  Beat that, VW!)
And, if thrown out of the door of a helicopter from 2000 feet, would strike the ground with more energy than either the Volkswagen or the Cadillac, claiming the title of "Most Powerful" in our arbitrary shoot out*
*Based on my vague, 1/2 way through my first MacTarnahan's math.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2009, 06:16:14 PM »
You had me at "big-ass safe"



Unfortunately, you lost me at "~4500 lbs. (really)"
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2009, 07:22:12 PM »
Hrm-I make it a point not to bring home anything too big for my deuce and a half truck.


It seems to work for me.
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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2009, 07:56:09 PM »
This big-ass safe... Is it big-ass enough for a person to live within its walls?

Is it furnished?
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