If you could come back (after die'n) and be an animal.....

Started by Grampa, July 14, 2009, 06:38:57 AM

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tonyj311

'02 M620

GAAN

I would be a dragon

you all would be my food

have a nice day

El Matador


trenner

Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 06:53:16 AM
ok...first I'd be Joel...then, after I die..... I'd want to be a chimp

I dig having opposable thumbs for sure, but I dunno about being a chimp.  There's the Michael J buttprobe thing, but there's also the chance that you'd get "owned" by a little old lady from Connecticut, and have to eat face.

"Squid" is probably not a great choice either, though for some riders that's karmic inevitability.

I'll have to go with Mother on the "dragon" thing, assuming that we allow mythical critters.  Breathe fire, fly, live a long time, devour people who bother you.  That's worth putting up with the occasional misguided knight with small poky things.

Porsche Monkey

I would be a fat lump of a cat named Bob and shit and puke all over my owners house.
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house



KnightofNi

Quote from: teddy037.2 on July 14, 2009, 09:58:15 AM
sheesh. has noone seen the tick???

yes, but i was far to late to this thread.




personally i think i wouldn't mind being a chupacabra
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herm

cyrus beat me to it........sort of.

i would be a male mountain lion.....a big tom.
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Holden

Baby Sloth

First video I clicked on and the first comment happens to be "i'm gonna be a sloth in my next life"

...coincidence? [bow_down]

superjohn


Boog

Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 06:53:16 AM
ok...first I'd be Joel...then, after I die..... I'd want to be a chimp


really, I mean REALLY? you expect me to leave THAT alone?  I mean, I, I, I don't even know where to start.

[bang] oh jeez my pizza's here.

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