Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:

February 08, 2025, 07:50:35 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to the DMF
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  



Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Bike Sale.  (Read 9698 times)
Big T
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1631


Bikeless..........


WWW
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2009, 04:43:01 PM »

Try. But. try only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this farm is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave thieves, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

 drink chug Vino! laughingdp

Ita


BOOBS..........  Shocked

Show the creature a fair maden with a nice rack and the farm is yours....  laughingdp  laughingdp
Logged

   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)
Spider
Ozmonsters: degenerating nicely since 2008
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2398


I may be long, but I fold up nicely


« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2009, 06:41:26 PM »

ah, so you are familiar with bantum chooks them!  waytogo

either you have food....or you are food.

...speaking of such....mum's friends have 2 wild boars as captive pets/sunday roast for the town....you seen them eat? phuck me....you wouldn't want to walk in there if they hadn't eaten in a few days...they would take your ankle out in a second I reckon!

not a nice way to go.
Logged
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2009, 10:44:59 PM »

ah, so you are familiar with bantum chooks them!  waytogo

either you have food....or you are food.

...speaking of such....mum's friends have 2 wild boars as captive pets/sunday roast for the town....you seen them eat? phuck me....you wouldn't want to walk in there if they hadn't eaten in a few days...they would take your ankle out in a second I reckon!

not a nice way to go.

Haven't you seen Hannibal?
Logged
dragonworld.
I can make like a tripod with my.....
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5887



« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2009, 01:27:37 PM »

Try. But. try only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this farm is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave thieves, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

 drink chug Vino! laughingdp

Ita


So you knew my Ex !! Poor man.  Roll Eyes
Logged

Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!
Spider
Ozmonsters: degenerating nicely since 2008
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2398


I may be long, but I fold up nicely


« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2009, 09:35:38 PM »

Haven't you seen Hannibal?

nope....does someone get fed to a boar....it's not a stretch of the imagination!
Logged
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2009, 03:24:02 PM »

nope....does someone get fed to a boar....it's not a stretch of the imagination!

Yeah, they starve 'em for a few days then give 'em a human to feed on.  vomit
Logged
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2009, 12:11:43 PM »

Well, it looks like this person was all bullshit.  Angry
Logged
Ita
Guest
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2009, 12:49:38 PM »

Well, it looks like this person was all bullshit.  Angry

Mayby you shoulda put the bike in a brown paper bag....   laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Ita
Logged
Jukie
I need a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7205


Paradise


« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2009, 01:19:23 PM »

maybe i should have words went i get back to work
Logged

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2009, 01:26:10 PM »

maybe i should have words went i get back to work

Wot you mean?
Logged
Jukie
I need a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7205


Paradise


« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2009, 01:30:46 PM »

i can also find this guy details, and have a talk with him
Logged

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2009, 01:40:53 PM »

Don't do anything yet, I only sent him a text message yesterday asking if he was still interested in the bike. I haven't heard back from him.  Undecided

So, I've got it in my head that he was all bullshit.  Angry
Logged
Jukie
I need a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7205


Paradise


« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2009, 02:47:02 PM »

we i dont go back to work until next tuesday if everything is ok, so ill wait until then
Logged

Before Honda CB125N
          Suzuki GS125
Now.   Ducati 620ie
          Lambretta Li150
          Ducati S4RT
Super T.I.B
Guest
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2009, 02:51:05 PM »

we i dont go back to work until next tuesday if everything is ok, so ill wait until then

 waytogo
Logged
Spider
Ozmonsters: degenerating nicely since 2008
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2398


I may be long, but I fold up nicely


« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2009, 03:23:05 PM »

Don't do anything yet, I only sent him a text message yesterday asking if he was still interested in the bike. I haven't heard back from him.  Undecided

So, I've got it in my head that he was all bullshit.  Angry

give the bloke a second would you super! he's currently camped out as a homeless heroin addict trying to infiltrate a ice production gang....the man has the phone on vibrate and will get back asap.  waytogo
Logged
Pages: 1 2 [3] 4 5   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1