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« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2009, 10:40:47 PM »

I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia Shocked

That post is pointless with out photos  Grin  I kid I kid
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« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2009, 03:31:13 AM »

I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia Shocked

I had my suspicions.  Hey come over here, let me teach you something.  Grin
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« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2009, 04:01:42 AM »

I had my suspicions.  Hey come over here, let me teach you something.  Grin

What, I have already had pole dancing lessons Grin
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« Reply #63 on: July 17, 2009, 04:11:03 AM »

yeah... but I cried... I'm a guy

i have a reading comprehension problem.

i thought you said she cried like a girl. {retard smiley}
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« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2009, 05:48:30 AM »

I am actually a 14 year old girl from Latvia Shocked

PM SENT !!!!!    Grin
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« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before

.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.
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« Reply #66 on: July 17, 2009, 07:04:06 AM »

I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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« Reply #67 on: July 17, 2009, 07:21:01 AM »

I think Keanu Reeves is a good actor.
I enjoy the music of Kanye West.
I dont like Radiohead.
I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
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« Reply #68 on: July 17, 2009, 01:20:55 PM »

I like Hole

out of all the grunge that I grew up on

Courtney Love and Hole is my favorite

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« Reply #69 on: July 17, 2009, 01:34:31 PM »

I have always had this Strange urge to slam my Genitals in a Car Door

I think about late at night, when it's quiet and no one is around, I look at our car as more than just transport.....

It's made even worse now that I have seen this YouTube video

Condom testing!!!!!!!  Tongue


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« Reply #70 on: July 17, 2009, 02:05:25 PM »

when I'm driving in my truck alone, I scan through all of the Pop radio stations hoping to find one playing "Halo" by Beyonce. I freaking love that song.
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« Reply #71 on: July 17, 2009, 02:08:13 PM »

also, my dog ate my gloves (carbon fiber knuckle protectors and all) and I'm getting too fat for my jacket, so on Monday i took a long ride without my gear...  I'm an ass
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« Reply #72 on: July 17, 2009, 03:02:55 PM »

I really and truly dislike Nirvana.......but I like Creed.

Also, I got the whiskey runs at work once after a bad night of drinking. (mortified smiley)
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« Reply #73 on: July 17, 2009, 05:28:04 PM »

I have changed my ENTIRE outfit while driving a car.
Twice.
All the way down to the underwear.
Both cars were manual transmissions too.
Talent?  Yes.  Worth anything?  Hell no.  waytogo

Although a died-in-the-wool Old-school Ford guy, I secretly lust after a '67 Camaro.

I like the new R1 and wouldn't mind owning a CBR600RR.

Ok, that's enough for now... waytogo
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« Reply #74 on: July 17, 2009, 05:31:00 PM »

I'm sure I'll get booted from the forum for this one......

I hate, H,  A,  T,  E,  hate beer
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