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Author Topic: Closet Internet Confessions  (Read 64713 times)
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« Reply #105 on: July 18, 2009, 04:28:46 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

my cousin owns a medical supply company, i can get you one cheap

what species do you want?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #106 on: July 18, 2009, 06:15:26 PM »
Quote from: shyster on July 18, 2009, 04:28:46 PM
my cousin owns a medical supply company, i can get you one cheap

what species do you want?

Please, do not encourage him.
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« Reply #107 on: July 18, 2009, 06:21:08 PM »
Quote from: lilysmama on July 18, 2009, 06:15:26 PM
Please, do not encourage him.

i don't think they sell human vaginas, but i know they have cow, horse, pig and goat cooters in a jar.
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« Reply #108 on: July 18, 2009, 06:21:56 PM »
Quote from: shyster on July 18, 2009, 06:21:08 PM
i don't think they sell human vaginas, but i know they have cow, horse, pig and goat cooters in a jar.

The eww factor of that is just beyond words.
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« Reply #109 on: July 18, 2009, 06:25:33 PM »
Quote from: lilysmama on July 18, 2009, 06:21:56 PM
The eww factor of that is just beyond words.

well bp said he's gonna stay home all the time when he gets one
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« Reply #110 on: July 19, 2009, 08:50:22 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


I believe the world would be a better place if Joel never left his house.
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #111 on: July 19, 2009, 10:13:13 AM »
Quote from: El Matador on July 17, 2009, 07:56:30 PM
As soon as it was apparent that Lucrece was fine and didn't suffer any damage, the first thought that crossed my mind was: sweet! new bike

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« Reply #112 on: July 19, 2009, 01:59:47 PM »
I like my OEM pipes & closed lid better than full Arrow carbons & an open lid..........& I'm not old cheeky
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« Reply #113 on: July 19, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »
The only thing that kept me interested and awake during Harry Potter last night was Emma Watson (Hermione). 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #114 on: July 19, 2009, 08:21:01 PM »
I was actually anxious to see Harry Potter, but disappointed because it left out alot from the book.
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« Reply #115 on: July 19, 2009, 08:34:28 PM »
Thanks to the limited selection of English programs on Korean TV, I have now seen almost all of 'Sex and the City.'
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« Reply #116 on: July 20, 2009, 08:29:02 AM »
The ventilation at my work pumps air from our break into the main bathroom (luckily not the other way around). Sometimes when I go to the bathroom I wonder if I'm smelling someone's really good lunch, or if I'm smelling some really good poo. I am confused.
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« Reply #117 on: July 20, 2009, 10:03:45 AM »
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Vanilla Ice concert. Be gentle.


i've seen him live 4 times. they have all been within the past 7 years in local bars.
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #118 on: July 20, 2009, 10:24:44 AM »
This thread is starting to get a little sad and a little scary.
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« Reply #119 on: July 20, 2009, 11:35:56 AM »
Quote from: DesmoLu on July 20, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
This thread is starting to get a little sad and a little scary.

says the girl sleeping with Jesus
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