Closet Internet Confessions

[Speedbag]

Yeah, I liked it. Quite a bit. A little quirky in appearance but nothing like pictures seem to indicate. 146 HP doesn't hurt either.

[ducrider45]

Oh, take the pic, hide it and save it for later.  It'll be nostalgic.  

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.  

That would end with death to ducrider45. I got caught looking once; Holly crap was that bad. and the 21yo NFL cheerleader knows I was looking too. She always has to bend over and show her stuff every time I pull up to the house. She always has on a short skirt or summer dress with nothing under it. Its so bad that when my wife is around I just call it out before it happens. " hey look at the Cheerleader girly parts" It is nice to see, but not so good for the home life.

[NAKID]

So, are you HAPPILY married?

[Porsche Monkey]

Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight?  I'm buying.

[Triple J]

Where do you live ducrider? Beers on the front porch tonight?  I'm buying.

 

[ducrider45]

She threw a party last summer and I got invited. Several of the other girls showed up and a few of the players (I thought that they were not allowed to date). At the last second my wife said that she did not want to go. I walked next door and had a great time. I think that this is what started the issue.

[the_Journeyman]

Seriously, after you've been married for a while you'll (hopefully) strike a balance where she knows you're a guy and you have boobie radar, and you know she's a woman and you need to try not to piss her off and duck if you do.

My late husband once shared the pics from my cousin's bachelor party with me (after nearly 10 years of marriage & because we shared basically everything with each other).  All I could say to myself was, "Yep, that's my boy!"  Wild party, good times had by all.   

My wife seems to understand this point.  We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days.  Lots of scantily clad women walking around.  I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious    We also people watch.  The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."

I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome
And a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was so dark and rich, like wild BERRIES
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward,
But it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes
That I had never even heard before

.................. Oh, I like Meatloaf.

Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album.  It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC.  Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar

JM

[ducatiz]

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar

he reminds me of the hermit rant starting at 0:52

Hermit

[ducrider45]

My wife seems to understand this point.  We've been working a folk dance festival the last 10 days.  Lots of scantily clad women walking around.  I got reminded I was "boob gazing" not because it pissed her off but because I was being obvious    We also people watch.  The most common phrase between us at the late night parties was "there's Miss Shorty-shorts."

Jim Steinman penned & recorded that prior to Marvin recording that on the Bat II album.  It was originally titled "Love & Death of an American Guitar" IIRC.  Ok, there's my confession, the fact I know that much about Meatloaf & Steiman could possibly be embarrassing.

Jim Steinman - The Storm / Guitar

JM

Well it is a bit odd in my case. If I get cought looking at a hot girl at the mall I never hear the end of it. But lets say that the same hot girl is observed doing some activity such as working out or even yard work; my wife will point her out. She wouls say " hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". I dont get it.

[causeofkaos]

" hey look at the ass on that girl" or " did you see how nice her body was". 

to which you always reply " huh where ? "

[moto-zen]

to which you always reply " huh where ? "

Or, "I'm sorry babe. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say about a threesome?"  Then again, that might not turn out well.
I for one have my wife on record saying that she would like to have Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel join us. Although, she didn't use language that was that polite. I kinda got excited. 

[ducrider45]

Your wife has great taste!

[ducrider45]

The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.

[Grampa]

The latest confession is that I am hooked on the "Mafia Wars" game on Facebook.

I'm dig'n on farmville right now 

[Bick]

I am a very bad, bad person.

I attempted to drive-off yesterday.

After filling my S2R with 5.5 gallons, I started to leave, but was caught.  I tried to claim that I paid by showing the clerk a reciept for 2.4 gallons.