Nate crashed his car.....

Started by Jobu, July 17, 2009, 11:42:22 PM

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ducpainter

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Speedbag

There's a great joke in that accident somewhere, but I just got up and apparently had one too many beers last night....
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superjohn

Was it like the Kool-Aid guy?

Did someone in the house sing, " I wish I had an Oscar Meyer wiener...." and then Boom!!

"Oh Yeah!!! Your wiener IS HERE!!!"

redxblack

After reading the article, I'm willing to bet the driver is from Austin, TX.

Popeye the Sailor

The driver apparently could not cut the mustard.
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Kopfjäger

Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon
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He Man

didnt smeone post up a link saying the wienermobile retired?

oh and she thought it was in reverse eh? when did she notice it wasnt??

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: He Man on July 18, 2009, 09:02:35 AM
didnt smeone post up a link saying the wienermobile retired?

oh and she thought it was in reverse eh? when did she notice it wasnt??

Well, there's one girl who might believe the argument that it's easy to park a weiner in the wrong place.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Kopfjäger

Quote from: kopfjager on July 18, 2009, 08:56:29 AM
Police say the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon

Do they mean "she", as in the vehicle, or driver?  :P
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ZLTFUL

The most disturbing part of the whole article:

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Dave is banned form making any more puns in this thread.

;D
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Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



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