Engrish 101

[NAKID]

Says the guy who until recently, lived on the mountain away from civilized society, possibly with a manifesto...

[GAAN]

I'm afraid this thread makes the votes for language as humanity's greatest invention void

any language that has 3 different spellings and definitions for the same word

don't work

[GAAN]

Says the guy who until recently, lived on the mountain away from civilized society, possibly with a manifesto...

Oh you know it

i can smell my own kind

[NAKID]

Oh no

you will be known as black helocopter man to me for now till the end of time

BHM

It's helicopter, just saying...

[GAAN]

It's helicopter, just saying...

no dewd

its helocopter

they are called Helo's

thus

helocopter

y'all can't expect me to just conform to yur damn society all at once

its only been a couple months since I got civilized

[superjohn]

I'm afraid this thread makes the votes for language as humanity's greatest invention void

any language that has 3 different spellings and definitions for the same word

don't work

Any languages that pronounces 3 different words the same way.  

[Popeye the Sailor]

It's helicopter, just saying...

I wouldn't say. They're probably listening right now!

[GAAN]

Any languages that pronounces 3 different words the same way.  

see

my point exactly

[NAKID]

Uhhhh, just because you moved to civilized society doesn't mean you're civilized. Just like moving to Canada doesn't make you Canadian.

Wow, Jess really has her work cut out for her huh?

[Rameses]

Right. It all boils down to whether you're looking for an adjective or an adverb. Is the word your modifying, a noun or a verb.

Excellent misuse of the word "your".

[superjohn]

Excellent misuse of the word "your".

God damn it. I actually thought I had corrected that 

I think I have a brain tumor because I've been making that mistake a lot lately and I never used to.

[GAAN]

Uhhhh, just because you moved to civilized society doesn't mean you're civilized. Just like moving to Canada doesn't make you Canadian.

Wow, Jess really has her work cut out for her huh?

why not?

[x136]

I'm afraid this thread makes the votes for language as humanity's greatest invention void

any language that has 3 different spellings and definitions for the same word

don't work

Hey, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater just because English is a retarded hodge-podge of the worst parts of every other language, smooshed together in a way that doesn't make a lick of sense.

[herm]

sum day, all the crazy werds will be replaced with easy tu undersand, universal speech.
spelling tests will be a thing of the past, since even the yungest skool kids will be able to sound every word out.

that's if internet speak doesn't take over as the universal language first.

[x136]

that's if internet speak doesn't take over as the universal language first.

We shall speak in lolcats.