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Author Topic: Call the Po-Po, there is an imposter in our midst...  (Read 2498 times)
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The cake is a LIE
« on: July 27, 2009, 02:18:41 PM »

Monster...indeed.
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It puts the billet aluminum on the motorcycle...
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2009, 02:24:07 PM »
OMG...that thing screams white trash. And I'm an authority on the subject Grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2009, 02:29:52 PM »
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The bike appeared to leak antifreeze, which was quickly mopped up

Didn't anyone tell him he's supposed to run Water Wetter? Sheesh.
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It puts the billet aluminum on the motorcycle...
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 02:34:31 PM »
Quote from: Michael Moore on July 27, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
Didn't anyone tell him he's supposed to run Water Wetter? Sheesh.

Somehow I don't think that thing's ever going near a track. Except maybe a dirt track...in which case it wouldn't matter.
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1994 M900, in red, of course...
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2009, 02:41:35 PM »
I think it's awesome!   waytogo  It's stupid, outrageous, ridiculous...I love it.  Ride on big, broke-down moto, ride on...  [moto]
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« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2009, 03:59:34 PM »
Nice Training wheels. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2009, 08:43:39 PM »
I think it'd look better if it had tits and was on fire.

Ahem.


Sorry, I was channeling my inner redneck for a second there.
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2009, 08:48:22 PM »
I'd love to try to ride that thing around SF. 

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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 01:19:04 AM »
With the training wheels off I think I could get a knee down on that thing.  cheeky
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 04:28:14 AM »
doesn't do anything for me personally but this vid was fun to watch:
http://latestcenter.com/2009/05/video-worlds-largest-motorcycle.html

there was a diff one at an Int'l show I went to that was awesome, even in the yellow color it had. Of course I can't find my pics of it....   :'(
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 05:43:52 AM »

Quote from: MendoDave on July 28, 2009, 01:19:04 AM
With the training wheels off I think I could get a knee down on that thing.  cheeky

HAH! I had the same visual of grandeur and studliness!  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 08:48:16 AM »
I like the last paragraph:

Howell's show is set to premiere on Aug. 22. It will feature oddities such as eating contests and jet-powered outhouses.

What could possibly be cooler than a jet-powered outhouse?  Roll Eyes

I also noticed from that last video that the "bike" gets several feet of its height from the handlebars, which are not used for anything except to make it taller.

I need a bigger rolling-eyes smiley for this.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 09:23:56 AM »
Figures. It's from my hometown, Stockton.
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