Horse Molester

Started by Xiphias, July 30, 2009, 03:06:39 AM

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Xiphias

Hi-ho-hi-ho....its off to the track I go.................

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


KnightofNi

he's going to show up on megan's law sites because he make the beast with two backsed a horse.


wow...
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Grampa

when asked if the sex was consensual....

the horse said

"neigh"
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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redxblack

I'd love to be the defense lawyer on this one. "He didn't molest the horse, he made love to it"
[bang]

Wasn't there a guy in one of the Darwin Awards books who was killed when he did the same thing to a horse and the horse kicked him in the chest?

Popeye the Sailor

Sounds like a stable relationship to me.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

redxblack

you magnificent bastard! lol.

derby

Quote from: redxblack on July 30, 2009, 06:31:50 AM
I'd love to be the defense lawyer on this one. "He didn't molest the horse, he made love to it"
[bang]

Wasn't there a guy in one of the Darwin Awards books who was killed when he did the same thing to a horse and the horse kicked him in the chest?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

JEFF_H

And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.

Grampa

Quote from: JEFF_H on July 30, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.

only the one with the ping pong ball warm-up routine
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

pennyrobber

Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

derby

Quote from: pennyrobber on July 30, 2009, 11:41:17 AM
I heard this documentary has a big colt following.  [laugh]


you attempt to out-pun mrincredible has failed.
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CairnsDuc

#13
This reminds of a couple of episodes of Deadwood... :P

I mean really, who looks at an Animal and thinks "That's a cute Horse" or "I've always loved a cow in Tight Leather" and is right in the head?

As Jeff Foxworthy would say "That Aint Right!"  :o

cyrus buelton

Quote from: JEFF_H on July 30, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
And yet....the Donkey Show is a thriving industry in TJ.

That's what I've never understood.


It is apparently acceptable for a woman to make the beast with two backs a donkey but a guy can't do a horse?



(note: I think both sides are extremely disturbing and twisted)
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