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Author Topic: Eye Spied a Spider today...  (Read 2916 times)
Ita
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« on: August 01, 2009, 10:03:29 PM »

East bound Malvern Road Glen Iris @ 1300hrs...  Police

Ticket in the mail...  Grin

Ita  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 10:54:08 PM »

"Bastard"  Grin  laughingdp  applause
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 12:33:26 AM »

But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 02:56:40 AM »

But if you didn't pull him over, how did you know it was him?

Because he folds up quite nicely... Grin

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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 02:59:02 AM »

my number plate is 'F you'....kind of hard to miss!  Cheesy

I was well and truly under the speed limit mate...don't kid...I'm very controlled on these roads...

hey, that wasn't you in the silver volvo behind me...cause I was actually going to get off the bike and tell the driver that they were driving really well (and I don't see that often!)

now tell me the truth....being 6 foot 6 on a monster....I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 03:05:10 AM »

LOL... 

You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish Wink

I thought you were riding very sedately but then you turned into your driveway...  (I assume it was your driveway Lips Sealed )  Man that it steep...  Do you mono out??  Grin

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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 03:19:03 AM »

it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though  Wink    )

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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 03:20:46 AM »


You do yook a little hunched up, but very stylish Wink


you should have seen me on the 999s last weekend...I was sitting there...all arms and legs...tears running down my cheeks as my dream disappeared...meanwhile Ptooey was quietly chuckling beside me...he mentioned it looked a 'little' small for me.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2009, 03:28:00 AM »

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 11:31:15 AM »

This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent  Shocked   Not that it's a bad thing mind you...  Wink  Just a fact...  cheeky

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 11:34:38 AM »

it's a nice drop to the bat cave.....you should hear the roar when I come out though!

(   not that I've come out around here though  Wink    )

RJ

It would be a bit steep to push the bike up to street level...   I guess the neighbours hate you when you leave EARLY!!!!

AS for coming out...  Undecided   Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet...  Shocked laughingdp

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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 01:08:39 PM »


AS for coming out...  Undecided   Don't step out...  Kick the fricken doors off the closet...  Shocked laughingdp

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Ooooh Lycra Lad!! Thweet !!  cheeky
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 01:36:38 PM »

It's a fact...

The further north ya go on the Aussie mainland the more 'bit different' becomes apparent  Shocked   Not that it's a bad thing mind you...  Wink  Just a fact...  cheeky

Ita

Damn straight! Get to Innisfail, land of the Twinheads!  laughingdp
I mean it even has Fail in the name!
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2009, 01:40:22 PM »

I look like a monkey f_cking a coconut....

but I'm the coolest coconut-f_cking monkey out there!

 Grin

Now, there is one hell of a mental image!

And now you can buy a shirt to celebrate every time you get on your bike  cheeky
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2009, 02:13:16 PM »

This from the guy that thinks we are a bit 'different' up here

I'm from further north than that....I'm originally a.......QUEENSLANDER

(now you know why I'm so handsome, charismatic, humorous and generally great!)

I got checked out more times in a week in Sydney than 17 years in Melbourne....your boys up there are predators and are looking for new meat, so to speak.
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