Who is the sexual deviant in your relationship?

Started by GAAN, August 03, 2009, 05:51:57 PM

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GAAN

or

what do you wear to bed?

After meeting some of couples on the DMF I've decided that

Visolara is the Deviant and Neenja the Vanilla

Mr Incredible is the Deviant

Bobspapa is the Deviant

DucDucgoosme is the Deviant

...Hhhm there is a pattern...

Oh wait

Ducmouse is def' the Deviant

...pattern broken...

Bick def' Deviant

And so on

As for me, I'm a certified Angel








Grampa

ssssshhhhhhh, I haven't outed myself to lm yet




[evil]


[laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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GAAN

Actually Jess and I were bantering about Dave

I figured he walks around in chaps with a derby hat and a bowtie when he is home alone

but I figured I'd include everyone else

because

you know it is kinda a little weird and uncomfortable to talk about a guys sexual habits that you haven't even met

and

what if other people found out about it?

How embarrassing would that be?

corndog67

#3
My horse is the deviant one.


Wiiiiillllllbbbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrr.   Hey, Buddy boy!!!!

Rufus120


brimo

And why does your avatar have a bandage on his anus?....must have been something deviant going on there...
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

Big Troubled Bear

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Monsterlover

I think that's a bow on his tail but anal bandage is much funnier so let's go with that.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DesmoDiva

'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

duccarlos

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Rev. Millertime

Mom... an angel?  HA!

I seem to remember a discussion in Ouray about what went on in your room, Mother.  I think the term used was "Night Thrusting".
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Popeye the Sailor

I'm not sure why my sexual deviancy is a topic of casual conversation in other households.



Unless you guys saw the video?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.