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Author Topic: For those of you who are lucky..  (Read 3251 times)
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« on: August 04, 2009, 07:56:51 AM »

enough to have a spouse or loved one with common sense..

give them a big hug tonight

and please realize that there are some who are less fortunate in this world. 


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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 07:58:11 AM »

Got one. Grin

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 08:00:59 AM »

 Huh?

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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 08:03:44 AM »

 laughingdp

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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 08:09:09 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 08:12:06 AM »

popcorn

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 08:13:48 AM »

Put a nail in your tire?
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 08:22:02 AM »

Thought armor-all on a bike tire would be cool?
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 08:23:38 AM »

what a tease.....


out with it!  popcorn
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 08:26:10 AM »

What happened IZ?

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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 08:30:10 AM »

Considering she married you, I would have questioned her common sense a long time ago  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 08:31:35 AM »

Considering she married you, I would have questioned her common sense a long time ago  Grin

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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 08:47:41 AM »

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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 08:55:39 AM »

yer moving again?

yer getting heel implants?

bees?

you discovered the auto focus feature on the camera?

yer wife got a job at Fastenal  http://www.fastenal.com/web/products.ex?N=999600128&Nty=0

anal?

your wife showed her beaver to Vince and Larry and had a threesome?
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 08:59:04 AM »

yer moving again?

yer getting heel implants?

bees?

you discovered the auto focus feature on the camera?

yer wife got a job at Fastenal  http://www.fastenal.com/web/products.ex?N=999600128&Nty=0

anal?

your wife showed her beaver to Vince and Larry and had a threesome?



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