Maybe he likes you.
Nah, nobody likes me.
he might be sick
Tried taking his temperature, he didn't like that.
He doesn't want to leave because bats like bugs, AKA VW's, and we all know you work on some glorified ones.
Mexican free tailed bat...does he have a green card? He could be worried about being deported
My tank bag shakes quite a bit. A 15 minute ride will shake up my soda enough to make it blow up when I open it. I guess he could also be too hungry to fly and get his own food?
I gave him some water and he drank a bit of it. Left the porch lights trying to attract bugs for him.
shock dewd, he's had a hell of a day
Most likely.
I checked the back porch this morning and he is still there. He aint dead yet, just chilling.