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Author Topic: Innuendo Story Time  (Read 388718 times)
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« Reply #9510 on: June 28, 2015, 01:35:04 AM »
set of huge round
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« Reply #9511 on: June 28, 2015, 02:05:23 PM »
masculine in their impressive dimensions
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« Reply #9512 on: August 14, 2015, 12:16:43 AM »
Of Brian's and Robs loving
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« Reply #9513 on: August 14, 2015, 12:20:24 AM »
and sparkling repartee that requires
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« Reply #9514 on: August 14, 2015, 08:53:15 PM »
Thread title amended so that the fragile may better understand what they're wandering into.

Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).
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« Reply #9515 on: August 15, 2015, 07:49:45 AM »
Hmmmm! In your endo?? Italian Suppository?  Evil
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« Reply #9516 on: August 17, 2015, 12:53:11 AM »
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
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« Reply #9517 on: August 17, 2015, 02:03:21 AM »
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 12:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me

Five words mate, not ten!  laughingdp
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« Reply #9518 on: August 17, 2015, 02:12:40 AM »
Quote from: GK on August 17, 2015, 02:03:21 AM
Five words mate, not ten!  laughingdp
Twelve words, a bigger fail  Grin
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« Reply #9519 on: August 17, 2015, 04:42:35 AM »
Epic fail on my counting!!!!
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« Reply #9520 on: August 17, 2015, 04:43:13 AM »
Can't believe I missed it!
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« Reply #9521 on: August 17, 2015, 06:20:13 AM »
Quote from: loony888 on August 17, 2015, 12:53:11 AM
i'm not game to play anymore.... the fun police might ban me
I'll point out that the "Fun Police" Tongue ....had this to say:
Quote from: ungeheuer on August 14, 2015, 08:53:15 PM
Carry on (mindful of the line you're treading).

However....  I have since received a number of PMs and comments from members in regard to what they see as the inappropriate nature of this thread.  

So I'm Hitler if I lock it or remove it.....

And I'm presiding over "dual-standards" if I allow the.....  suggestive innuendo (some have gone so far as to call it wank-porn) to continue.

And yes.  That was more than five words.


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« Reply #9522 on: August 17, 2015, 12:09:17 PM »
You could lock it Ung...
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« Reply #9523 on: August 17, 2015, 12:09:55 PM »
Then another could be opened...
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Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.
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« Reply #9524 on: August 17, 2015, 12:11:29 PM »
Without the w@$# p0%£ content...
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JE high comp pistons, bit of porting, open airbox with DP filter, PC3 with custom map, CCW matched injectors, Termignoni cf slip ons, 14:39 gearing.

Gone but not forgotten!
Honda VFR800i, Honda CBR600F3, Honda CBX750, Norton Commando 750S, Suzuki GS750, Yamaha XT250, Kawasaki Z250, Kawasaki KX80, Honda XL250, Suzuki TC100.
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