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« Reply #9525 on: August 17, 2015, 12:12:29 PM »

You're moderating though, not me...
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« Reply #9526 on: August 17, 2015, 12:15:02 PM »

It's your call to make...
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« Reply #9527 on: August 17, 2015, 12:15:33 PM »

And you're certainly not Hitler! 😘
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« Reply #9528 on: August 17, 2015, 10:04:39 PM »

However....  I have since received a number of PMs and comments from members in regard to what they see as the inappropriate nature of this thread.  

So I'm Hitler if I lock it or remove it.....

And I'm presiding over "dual-standards" if I allow the.....  suggestive innuendo (some have gone so far as to call it wank-porn) to continue.

And yes.  That was more than five words.

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Political correctness shits me to tears, this thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I would suggest it's the dirty minds reading what they want to read into it, and that's fine, if they're offended by suggestible tongue in cheek humour they can always not open the thread again. While they're at it they can go get a life raining on somebody else's parade.

It's like the Mardi-Gras, it's not to everyones taste but if you're easily offended don't go and don't watch it on TV, there's much more offensive behaviour celebrated in the public streets than has ever been even subtly suggested in here.
Truly pathetic.
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« Reply #9529 on: August 17, 2015, 10:19:21 PM »

As with ALL Forums/Social Media you have the option to NOT open it if you think it will offend your delicate sensibilities! Yes?? Roll Eyes laughingdp
Next thing it will be that the emoticons have Devil Worship, Alchohol consumption and other "Perceived" antisocial meanings and portrayals!  Evil drink chug Vino! Shots waytogo
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« Reply #9530 on: August 17, 2015, 11:06:52 PM »

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I assume you were talking about the story time thread ... which is full of childish innuendo. But the point is that it is contained to the one thread and easily avoided (I'm sure most do).

  I have no interest in this thread so I don't read it.

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this thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I

   Very true.

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« Reply #9531 on: August 18, 2015, 12:14:35 AM »

Political correctness shits me to tears, this thread has been around longer than lots of members in here and while i'm respectful of being polite and courteous to all forum members there's no pornography in here, it's just lighthearted humour. I would suggest it's the dirty minds reading what they want to read into it, and that's fine, if they're offended by suggestible tongue in cheek humour they can always not open the thread again. While they're at it they can go get a life raining on somebody else's parade.

It's like the Mardi-Gras, it's not to everyones taste but if you're easily offended don't go and don't watch it on TV, there's much more offensive behaviour celebrated in the public streets than has ever been even subtly suggested in here.
Truly pathetic.
I really couldn't give a fat rat's one way or the other. 

Except to say discussion about this thread is beginning to take up way too much of my attention. 

So how about those of you who are affronted by the likelihood of smutty content take notice of the amended thread title and preserve your modesty by not visiting.  And those of you for whom this is....er.... quality time.....
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« Reply #9532 on: August 18, 2015, 12:15:08 AM »

Just get on with it  Roll Eyes.

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« Reply #9533 on: August 18, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »

And stick to five words!
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« Reply #9534 on: August 18, 2015, 12:34:47 AM »

  In uniform with whip he . . . .  Grin
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« Reply #9535 on: August 18, 2015, 09:53:30 PM »

dragged the leathery tip along
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« Reply #9536 on: August 18, 2015, 11:12:52 PM »

To try and make all
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« Reply #9537 on: August 18, 2015, 11:14:32 PM »

keep sweet and sugary for
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« Reply #9538 on: August 18, 2015, 11:17:02 PM »

All the girls and guys
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« Reply #9539 on: August 18, 2015, 11:20:01 PM »

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