Proof that alcohol lowers your IQ...

[vwboomer]

Looks like somebody needs a 'web redemption'! 

[Rameses]

Further proof...

And this time it was Jobu, not me.

Unfortunately there was no video this time around.


Two nights ago, in an alcohol induced stupor, Kent decided it would be a good idea to try bailing out of a moving vehicle.

I mean, they do it in movies all the time, right?  What can go wrong?

So he opens the door of my truck while I'm going about 25 and bails out.

Here's where things go wrong.  He failed to dive far enough away and ended up getting his right leg run over just below the knee.

Fortunately he was alright.


Don't try this shit at home kids.

[KnightofNi]

wow...after all the things that i have done to earn me the title of jackass i have no issues handing that off to him


you can be jackass in waiting. 

[NAKID]

[herm]

and his parents let him out, alone?

[superjohn]

And now I don't feel so guilty about not letting you in my car 

[psycledelic]

Least you have a Motard.  The wide handlebars and handguards should bungee cord to the crutches quite well!

[Rameses]

I think you two misunderstood.

I didn't jump out, I was driving.

Jobu jumped out.

I was the one sitting there going "WHAT THE make the beast with two backs JUST HAPPENED?!"

[herm]

so,.........you ran jobu over...?
thats vehicular assault i think.

[ducpainter]

so,.........you ran jobu over...?
thats vehicular assault i think.

He didn't hurt him...

that's gross negligence.

[Rameses]

He didn't hurt him...

that's gross negligence.

[swampduc]

How are you two not in jail yet? 

[KnightofNi]

How are you two not in jail yet still alive? 

FYP

[slowpoke13]

neither story surprises me in the least.. I mean really...

[Rameses]

neither story surprises me in the least.. I mean really...

Yeah, but unlike most people on this board, you've been around me when I was drunk enough to hit on a 50yo waitress at an IHOP.