alright ladies and gentlemen since you're all worked up about it here's the scoop
entitled, "Retards never prosper" or "OW MY BACK"
so said retard comes in to take a test ride on the Daytona 675 LE, of which we have sold 2... and a little over 2 hours later he never returns, cops run his I.D. which is fake...
during the night retard gets bright idea to strip most plastics off bike and paint B E A Utiful blue pwdercoated frame with grey krylon..... leaves upper on, and now all blacked-out motor exposed, a new for 09 feature..
next day said retard rides down central, in front of shop, bike reckognized by Jonezy as Fat loser and the upper on the bike was a dead giveaway.
mike runs for motorcycle, while still putting on helmet i jump in Z rescue vehicle, headed East on central. Retard with Pony tail stopped on tramway at light to head north.
i pass through intersection and flip a pregnant dog at 4-hillz, when the light for tramway turns green, i pull into tramway and use my car to block the lanes,
i yell "STOP MUTHA F#$%^R"
he hits gas
i ninja jump in the air, and ride the front of the motorcycle and turn bike off and take key.
Retard is flabberghasted, he looks at me with intent to harm me, then looks at my car... NOT ANOTHER STOLEN VEHICLE!!!
i run to my car after dismounting said motorcycle in motion with key in hand and get to car, drive it 50 ft down the road and pull that key too.
mike took too long to put on helmet and turns from central onto tramway as PTR bails on foot onto bike path near freeway.
after catching my breath and realizing i coulda got shot i run to cops who are holding down 4-hillz shopping center. no less than twenty of them are parked in lot.
i tell police suspect is across the street and they get on radio to call new units from the westside as opposed to hopping on their bicycles and doing their damn job.
in the end bike is totalled cosmetically, but thankfully when suspect bailed he was nice enough to put it on kickstand. fat indians can outrun police radio, but not the staff of PJ's
after returning to work my back hurts and today still in a little pain, need mas percocet!!!
i am currently hoping for a new Krylon racebike
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i know should've kicked his ass, but he was twice my size and the only thought i had was get motorcycle, hopefully he'll come walking down the street today
