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Author Topic: What happens when your pillion is a padock girl  (Read 2570 times)
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« on: August 24, 2009, 04:25:28 PM »
They just can't get comfortable with 4 ft long legs  Grin

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 04:28:57 PM »
There's a joke in there somewhere about her needing knee sliders.   Grin
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 04:57:49 PM »
Those are some long legs.   bow down
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2009, 05:02:04 PM »
Quote from: Spidey on August 24, 2009, 04:28:57 PM
There's a joke in there somewhere about her needing knee sliders.   Grin

actually, she'd need some kneepads and i'd need a stepstool.
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2009, 05:04:31 PM »
Told ya the joke was there somewhere.   laughingdp waytogo
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2009, 05:25:11 PM »
Those legs just go up and make an ass of themselves...
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 01:07:29 PM »
Quote from: mitt on August 24, 2009, 04:25:28 PM
They just can't get comfortable with 4 ft long legs  Grin

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She'd make my leathers feel funny. Evil
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 05:36:11 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 05:39:48 PM »
when your pillion is a paddock girl, there are better things to ride than a motorcycle...
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