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August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM

DesmoLu

#1
August 26, 2009, 09:36:41 PM
Beck has gone forth and multiplied!!! arghhhh!!!!  :o

Porsche Monkey

#2
August 27, 2009, 04:27:39 AM
 ;D ;D ;D
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KnightofNi

#3
August 27, 2009, 05:02:52 AM
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/8/pump-fists-not-gas-1073964.html#id1073964


there are 3 distinct areas of NJ.
Northern - they claim they are from NY. lots of tanned asshats who want to be from "strong island"
southern - they claim philly. taking wife beaters from trash to formal wear.
da shore - usually older people who have gone there to retire and take advantage of the senior citizen discounts in atlantic city.

and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.
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Grampa

#4
August 27, 2009, 06:08:43 AM


yo..... weres did you score dat dope beater?


yos... it was on sale at the Andy Pettitte section of American Eagle Outfitters.


shhhhhh don't anybody tell him it's a petite ;)
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dolci

#5
August 27, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 27, 2009, 05:02:52 AM

and the secret 4th area is the pine barrens. the piney's are scary. i don't make fun of them.

the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
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swampduc

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August 27, 2009, 06:51:21 AM
Quote from: dolci on August 27, 2009, 06:44:53 AM
the pineys are where the jersey devil resides....don't mess with the pineys
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NAKID

#7
August 27, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!
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Magnus

#8
August 27, 2009, 08:30:57 AM
sadly that is accurate....  and i live in jersey.  help me!!!
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tonyj311

#9
August 27, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
ahhhh!! i forwarded this to one of my friends in Jersey and she knows them!! One of them said he is going to stick his foot in my ass!! Sounds kinda kinky. I wonder if I'll have to take my shirt off too?
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Rameses

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August 27, 2009, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: NAKID on August 27, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Dude, isn't that a girls shirt? Look at the straps!




Somebody didn't read what was typed under the pic. 

Charlief

#11
August 27, 2009, 01:12:37 PM



These guys rock! [roll]

Kopfjäger

#12
August 27, 2009, 01:56:59 PM
When I go up to Jersey, I spend most of my time, Down Neck. Some of the best food in the states.  [thumbsup]
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Dannyboy

#13
August 28, 2009, 05:27:40 AM
There are really only 2 parts of Jersey:  Atlantic+Cape May counties and the rest of the godforsaken state.

Seriously.  I grew up in Brigantine, right over the bridge from AC, one of the tiny barrier islands.  It's like a whole nother world when you leave the real South Jersey. 

Turf

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August 28, 2009, 05:34:36 AM Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 05:42:10 AM by Paper5tr3et7
Quote from: El Matador on August 26, 2009, 08:56:54 PM
Damn you have a fair amount of Douchebags
Douchettes as well
Evidence

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