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Author Topic: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them  (Read 12164 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2008, 05:58:36 PM »
In a minute. (youngest daughter)

I will call U. (dam,,, thats my line)
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« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2008, 07:07:49 PM »
Quote from: pt33 on May 22, 2008, 05:54:35 PM
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Checks in the mail--  I've heard that one a few times.

I can start work on your project on XX day --  From sub contractors  Roll Eyes

"I will return your welder"  cheeky
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If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.
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« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 07:11:50 PM »
"i dont have a problem"
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« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2008, 07:20:17 PM »
Quote from: someguy on May 22, 2008, 07:07:49 PM
"I will return your welder"  cheeky

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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2008, 07:24:22 PM »
"I'll pull out."

"I'll tell you before I .... "

"You are the only one I am schtupping."

"I've been tested."

"I put it on.  Promise."

"I won't show anyone.  Promise."

"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman."
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 07:25:10 PM »

"No problem. I'll be done by tomorrow."

"This will come in under budget."

"I have a lot of experience with this type of custom work."

"Your client will love this."


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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 07:31:39 PM »
"I'm not married"
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 07:32:04 PM »
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 07:35:27 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on May 22, 2008, 07:32:04 PM
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."

This is not a lie. Its actually NOT the pants that make your butt look big. Your big butt looks that way all on its own.

 Grin

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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2008, 07:38:21 PM »
Quote from: msincredible on May 22, 2008, 07:32:04 PM
"No, of course that doesn't make your butt look big."

my response would be "ooooo girl, sho nuff and you got this dawg pantin'' ooooo eee"

well, not really.   laughingdp
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Does this bike make my butt look fast?
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2008, 08:08:34 PM »
"I'm sorry! I won't do it again."

"Don't worry, that'll never happen."



And, the classic, as you sit there in your paper toga:

"The doctor will be right with you."
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2008, 08:25:58 PM »
I am not a crook...
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2008, 08:28:54 PM »
I'm different from all those other guys.
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2008, 09:00:52 PM »
Of course I'm listening.
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Yeah, that's me. So what.


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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2008, 09:05:58 PM »
Your order was shipped yesterday.
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