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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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"I won't laugh."
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"Be gentle, I've never done this before"
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Quote from: NAKID on May 22, 2008, 10:52:50 PM
"Be gentle, I've never done this before" :
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I fixed it, it was supposed to be a roll eyes smiley. Apparently squeak didn't keep all of the old smilies the same!
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"I did not inhale"
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I'll only drink one of your beers.
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"I promise"
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Quote from: Ducatiloo on May 23, 2008, 08:51:05 AM
"Can I just sit on it?"
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i'll give it right back, i promise
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"i ordered it, just waiting for it to show up"
"i sent it out yesterday"
"yes, we have that in stock"
"my cost is only $1950, so i only make $100 on it at list price" -trying to get a deal on a new yamaha zuma
"i wont wreck it" - 2 minutes before my buddy laid over my ktm, but no real damage happened.
and lastly, the biggest lie in history.
"its your baby"
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Quote from: Ohmic on May 22, 2008, 05:53:57 PM
"Don't worry... i'm on the pill"
And then they pregnant dog about the horrors of being a single mom. I'm sorry, but if you intentionally get yourself pregnant because you think your man will leave you and you think a baby will make him stay...
Here are a few other good ones:
"My number is 703.555.4185."
"Just sign this estimate for $250 so we can figure out what's wrong."
"I'm just big boned." (The massive rolls of lard hanging over the tops of your jeans aren't bones.)
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