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Author Topic: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them  (Read 12183 times)
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2008, 10:13:14 PM »


"I won't laugh."

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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2008, 10:52:50 PM »

"Be gentle, I've never done this before"  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 11:13:53 PM »


"Be gentle, I've never done this before" :Smiley

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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2008, 11:21:57 PM »

I fixed it, it was supposed to be a roll eyes smiley. Apparently squeak didn't keep all of the old smilies the same!
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« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2008, 06:53:33 AM »

"I'll be right back"
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« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2008, 07:18:37 AM »

"i'm just really busy, i'll get to it soon."

"i already sent that to you."

"i don't see any record of you placing that order."

"It'll be there in 2 days."

"i swear i didn't know she was your sister."
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« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2008, 08:18:50 AM »

"I did not inhale"
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« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2008, 08:46:28 AM »

I'll only drink one of your beers.
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« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2008, 08:49:31 AM »

"I promise" coffee
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2008, 08:51:05 AM »

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"Don't worry I've ridden a bike before"
"Can I just sit on it?"
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« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2008, 09:05:31 AM »

"Can I just sit on it?"
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« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2008, 09:27:36 AM »

i'll give it right back, i promise  Grin
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« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2008, 09:30:38 AM »

"i ordered it, just waiting for it to show up"
"i sent it out yesterday"
"yes, we have that in stock"
"my cost is only $1950, so i only make $100 on it at list price" -trying to get a deal on a new yamaha zuma
"i wont wreck it"  - 2 minutes before my buddy laid over my ktm, but no real damage happened.

and lastly, the biggest lie in history.

"its your baby"

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« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »

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« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2008, 10:05:32 AM »

"Don't worry... i'm on the pill"

And then they pregnant dog about the horrors of being a single mom.  I'm sorry, but if you intentionally get yourself pregnant because you think your man will leave you and you think a baby will make him stay...  bang head bang head bang head

Here are a few other good ones:

"My number is 703.555.4185."

"Just sign this estimate for $250 so we can figure out what's wrong."

"I'm just big boned."  (The massive rolls of lard hanging over the tops of your jeans aren't bones.)
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