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Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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tommys67
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 10:18:56 AM »
Some things I've tried to get away with. Some worked, some didn't...
"I was at the doctor" - an excuse for being 2 hours late to work
"I have nothing to hide" - said right before someone searches and finds said "nothing."
"I have never cheated on you" - you'd be surprised what others view as cheating
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Grampa
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 10:22:11 AM »
twofer
SacDuc say's it wont hurt one bit.......
would SacDuc lie?
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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"Yes, I had a beer a little over an hour ago, officer"
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NeufUnSix
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 10:28:48 AM »
"She just knows how to pose" fat ugly chick commenting on a girl with a fantastic ass
"It wont be more than 5 hours labour"
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eyeboy
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 10:38:30 AM »
- oh, we never received your invoice, can you please send it again?
- the check went to be signed this morning, it should be in the mail tomorrow
- i was gonna do it!
- they all do that, it's the way the are designed.
- sometimes the instructions are wrong.
- this card entitles the bearer to a free sample bottle of 'insert product name here'
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There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man. The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon.
ducatiz
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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Quote from: Ducatista on May 23, 2008, 10:05:32 AM
"I'm just big boned." (The massive rolls of lard hanging over the tops of your jeans aren't bones.)
That's the muffin-top, babeeee!
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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Quote from: NeufUnSix on May 23, 2008, 10:28:48 AM
"She just knows how to pose" fat ugly chick commenting on a girl with a fantastic ass
"It wont be more than 5 hours labour"
that's funny,i heard that at work once
of course, my frontal lobe forgot to tell me NOT to reply "no, i think it's she just knows how to avoid shoveling food in her mouth and how to exercise often"
yep. never spoke to me again.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
FatguyRacer
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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May 23, 2008, 11:07:47 AM »
Sorry i missed your call hon, my cell phone was turned off/battery died/was missing.
No, I didnt eat the last of the ice cream.
Yes, I let the dogs out.
You need how much dear? Cause i gotta tell ya, I'm broke right now.
I promise I will have only one beer tonight.
(wait a minute. These make me look like the dirty liar!)
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SacDuc
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 23, 2008, 10:22:11 AM
twofer
SacDuc say's it wont hurt one bit.......
would SacDuc lie?
You forgot:
This is how all the supermodels in Europe do it so they don't get pregnant.
Once you get used to it it feels better than the regular way.
All of my other girlfriends have.
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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May 23, 2008, 11:30:00 AM »
Also:
"This doesn't make us gay."
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ducatiz
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Quote from: SacDuc on May 23, 2008, 11:30:00 AM
Also:
"This doesn't make us gay."
"Yes it does, sweetie."
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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No, I swear. I love America. I would never plant IEDs/shoot mortars/support terrorist groups
er, sorry, flashback
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Re: Lies, and the lying liars that lie about them
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"I'm not sure how fast I was going" I used this after being pulled over going 115mph
"I didn't know I couldn't do that"
"It's not a hickey, it's a rash"
"did you just fart?"
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"We'll keep the board just the way it is now. Nothing will change."
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