New movie by Diablo Cody (of Juno fame) "Jennifer's Body"

Started by il d00d, August 31, 2009, 02:45:52 PM

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il d00d

I am known amongst my friends for my abiding and irrational hatred of the movie Juno.  (And my love for Joe Dirt - go figure.)  The movie seemed to charm the pants off the rest of the world, and annoy me ever more with each pants-charming.
So when I saw that the script for her new movie (written about the time she wrote Juno), had leaked onto the web, I could not resist. (link to the download here)

To me, it is god-awful.  But considering I never thought Juno would be nominated, much less win an Oscar, I predict Cody will be awarded the Nobel prize.  Sigh.



erkishhorde

It's got Megan Fox in it. That's probably the only reason that I would watch it. ;)
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il d00d

I guess I should have mentioned - Megan Fox is supposed to be nude in this movie.  This is the very definition of the word "ambivalent" in my personal dictionary.

erkishhorde

Not nude per say... Remember that pic that was floating around the net of her coming out of the water and looked topless? Nipple stickers but she's supposed to be nude. Close enough though.  :P
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El Matador

Not even a naked Megan Fox can make me go see anything produced by that thing.  Well, maybe if google wasn't readily available I would go.

redxblack

megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...

erkishhorde

Quote from: redxblack on September 02, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...

That's probably what the whole movie is about. Her thumbs kill everyone. :P
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Gator

Quote from: redxblack on September 02, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
megan fox's freakish thumbs give me the creeps. If she were nude and wearing mittens...

Really?



You are upset about her thumbs? 

I don't care if her thumbs looked like this... I would still do her.




Thats the kind of guy I am.

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erkishhorde

Yeah, I've never really seen the freakish toe-thumb thing some people talk about. I've seen plenty of people with thumbs that look like that so it's not really out of place.
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Latinbalar

Her thumbs looks like gamers thumbs.  A cousin of was born with a controller and his thumbs have this weird shape to them from the countless of hours of playing.  So that makes her even hotter she is a gamer.
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zarn02

Quote from: il d00d on August 31, 2009, 02:45:52 PM
I am known amongst my friends for my abiding and irrational hatred of the movie Juno.

Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

El Matador

Quote from: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."

+11tyb

If there is one thing I hate more than that movie, it's the tight pant wearing little pregnant doges that go around quoting it. Seriously? why the make the beast with two backs are you wearing something that obviously belongs to your little sister?

Gator

Quote from: redxblack on September 03, 2009, 08:50:50 AM
I was referencing this guy's blog

http://deejaycmos.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe.html


It's really silly

I have reviewed and taken into account the megan-fox-haz-thumb-of-toe blog page.

I stand by my previous statement

Quote from: zarn02 on September 03, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
Fair enough. I liked 'Juno,' but I harbor a firm dislike (you might call it "hate") for 'Napoleon Dynamite,' and things related to it. Another movie everybody went ape-shit over, and I just didn't "get."

I liked Juno, but I thought the girl (what ever her name is, not toe thumb)was better in Hard Candy, and the Trailer Park Boys.

Napoleon Dynamite is funny because of his social awkwardness, if you can't relate to someone similar you just wont get it.