Lane sharin' fun...

[mostrobelle]

Juss' mindin' me own bid-ness, cruisin' up the middle of a line of cars on the Embarcadero in SF.  Some dude in a white box truck yells, "ASSSSSSSSHOOOOOOLE!" as I go by.    I might have been a little close for comfort for the fella.  I had to duck to miss his mirror because he was next to another truck.  It wasn't a reactionary duck--I just knew that it was going to clip my helmet if I didn't lean down for it.  And the mirror stuck out a good 24" from the truck.  It's my hide on the line.  Why does it bother him?  I thought asshole was a name you called men.  I'm more offended that he didn't call me a pregnant dog cuz I thought I was rockin' that Aerostich.   

[Buckethead]

I thought asshole was a name you called men.  I'm more offended that he didn't call me a pregnant dog cuz I thought I was rockin' that Aerostich.

That sexist prick...

[DanTheMan]

pregnant dog!

there you happy, no, cause women never are   

[mostrobelle]

That sexist prick...

I know... really...the nerve!     (Actually, I've been mistaken for a man at least once.  I had the helmet on, and the gentleman addressed me from behind... he corrected himself once I turned around.  I guess my arse doesn't scream "woman!" but my face passes the test.   )

pregnant dog!

there you happy, no, cause women never are   

Like you needed an excuse to say it, Dan.   

[Desmostro]

How can you take an insult seriously when the person obviously isn't entirely paying attention? I'd be pissed too.

What you need is some good old David Hasslehoff to brighten your day.

[mostrobelle]

those piercing blue eyes.... oh god.  I can't even keep a straight face typing that.  Good god man, end it!   

[Michael Moore]

Mebbe you need "Not a dude" stiched on the back of your 'stich?

[mostrobelle]

Seriously... 

When I was on a fire crew with the Forest Service I'd occasionally run into "civilians" who would chat me up.  This one old guy kept calling me "son".  I had a lot of soot on my face and in all fairness, one smudge had made its way across my upper lip in what could have been mistaken as a pretty full mustache to old eyes.  That's in addition to the whiskers that I naturally sport.     After that the guys on the crew tied pink ribbons to everything I had.    

[Desmostro]

 

[Spidey]

So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy?

Well . . . DUH!!! 

[Grampa]

So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy?

Well . . . DUH!!! 

with a lil soot smudge that made her look like a skinny Hitler

that explains the jew hate'n part

[Desmostro]

So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy?

Well . . . DUH!!! 

She'd be popular in the Roman army 

[somegirl]

So this is a thread about how 'belle looks like a boy?

Well . . . DUH!!! 

So now there's a thread about her looking like a boy, and another thread about her looking like a hobbit?

Hmmmm.

[Desmostro]

So now there's a thread about her looking like a boy, and another thread about her looking like a hobbit?

Hmmmm.

Skinny, hairy feet, and bewbless in gear.
Here, front page material.

What, did you think this is Vogue Magazine?
 

[Itsasickness]

How can you take an insult seriously when the person obviously isn't entirely paying attention? I'd be pissed too.

What you need is some good old David Hasslehoff to brighten your day.

I don't know if it worked on Heather, but the Hoff made my day