Lane sharin' fun...

[mostrobelle]

I might go to that Michael's craft place tomorrow and pick up some fabric paint.   

[ducleaner]

I think people don't know it's legal. That or they're just jealous. I had some dummy lay on his horn when I went by on the bridge. You have to know that I'm a pansy lane splitter. I have never split above 45 mph and I always wait until I have comfortable room. I don't just sit on the stripe and go like I see so many people doing.

[mostrobelle]

I was OK with being an asshole.   

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning.  She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward.  I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic.  I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me.  And then I shifted into 2nd...    She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going.  Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn.  She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me.  I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that.  She did give me a first class glare though.   

[Buckethead]

The biggest downside to the full-face helmet is not being able to mean-mug back at people.  Especially when they so richly deserve it.

[Michael Moore]

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning...

Racing a Taurus? Now that's just too easy.

[Spidey]

I was OK with being an asshole.   

I had some chick in a Taurus try to pull me at the light this morning.  She even jumped the green a little and led off-base, creeping forward.  I had to give her an A for effort, because that thing was an automatic.  I let her get even with me and she put her signal on--she really thought she was going to get ahead of me.  And then I shifted into 2nd...    She sort of pissed me off because if I ride it just right I don't have to actually stop at the light and it turns just in time for me to keep going.  Alas, I had to wait a good 3 seconds or so for it to turn.  She didn't try that again and just pulled in behind me.  I was really hoping she'd have a bit more spunk than that.  She did give me a first class glare though.    

Then we made out.

Jeez.  What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly?

[mostrobelle]

Jeez.  What kind of an aspiring writer are ya if ya can't even figure out how to finish a story properly?

It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue.

[Spidey]

It's hard to make out with a full-faced helmet on unless one hsa Gene Simmons' tongue.

Now that woulda been an ending!!!!  See, H, when your creative juices get flowin', you can come up with good stuff.

[Drunken Monkey]

Why do I get the feeling Spidey started every high-school essay with "Dear Penthouse, I never believed any of those other essays people wrote, until the other day..."?

[MendoDave]

with a lil soot smudge that made her look like a skinny Hitler

that explains the jew hate'n part

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