They are in Spokane attending a wedding this weekend. Somebody in Jacob's clan.
I'm thinking we should have crashed it
. What a missed opportunity!
We could have drank all the beer, accosted all the bridesmaids (hell, the bride, too)!
Mutilated the cake, sang drunk karoake, barfed on stage . . .
But, alas, the better angels of our nature prevailed.
