I HAVE A STRONG OPINION (the generic argument thread)

[cyrus buelton]

^

shit, that happened to me last night

[ducpainter]

[Grampa]

coo coo ca choo

it's goo goo g'joob


[fact] (not opinion)

[NAKID]

it's goo goo g'joob


[fact] (not opinion)

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html

[swampduc]

it's goo goo g'joob


[fact] (not opinion)

Your argument is useless without a personal attack 

[il d00d]

[expression of disbelief that someone could possibly think that way]

[Passive-aggressive statement]

[imposition that you have questionable upbringing and substandard education]

[Correction of grammatical error and passive-aggressive statement]

[links to various websites of little or no consequence that support my differing opinion]

[Criticism of websites.  Implications about websites having little or no consequence as claimed by my websites of little value or substance]

[direct statement of intent to discredit you and your opinion by using various forms of media available on the internet and personal experience]

[Personal attack]

[restating my opinionon the matter at hand while resolute in my belief that everyone else will be on my side due to the afore mentioned stupidity of your opinion]

[smiley]

[Original opinion restated in a slightly different way, total ignorance of any salient points made]

[Grampa]

Your argument is useless without a personal attack 

ha ha..... my kung foo is strong... his is weak

[KnightofNi]

[Passive-aggressive statement]

[assertation that you lack the ability to converse at a normal human level. insert random link about mental disorders and suggest that you get help]

[Correction of grammatical error and passive-aggressive statement]

[use grammatical correction to prove that you have no real basis for your argument. find minor grammatical correction to make]

[Criticism of websites.  Implications about websites having little or no consequence as claimed by my websites of little value or substance]
[Personal attack]

[insist that your websites are bunk despite not actually looking at them]
[deflection of personal attack and insistence that i am the better person due to my lack of personal attacks]
[attempt to garner support based on the above]

[Original opinion restated in a slightly different way, total ignorance of any salient points made]

[personal attack for not admitting immediately that you were wrong]

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_beatles/i_am_the_walrus.html

[thinly veiled attempt to continue subject change]

[Johnny OrganDonor]

[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]

[Johnny OrganDonor]

[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]

[Johnny OrganDonor]

[complain about forum software]

[ZLTFUL]

[off handed remark on the duality of the administrative staff]

[KnightofNi]

[double post dull-witted comments that are ignored]

[comment about noobs and why they suck]

[complain about forum software]

[link to FAQ]

[Johnny OrganDonor]

[comment about noobs and why they suck]

[add snotty statement that I have better things to do than argue with a bunch of losers and say that I'm outta here]

[link to FAQ]

[fail multiple attempts to post insulting image to make above point]

[swampduc]

Best thread in a long while.

And btw, YOU ARE ALL WRONG.