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Author Topic: How drunk will you be this weekend? [POLL]  (Read 5999 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2008, 02:55:20 PM »

i probably won't be drunk this weekend, but it's always a possibility.

now next weekend. oh yes.
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2008, 03:03:20 PM »

I vote boobies, they make me smile



and drink only enough to stay mellllllooooooooo........ Grin
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2008, 03:44:08 PM »

I vote boobies, they make me smile



and drink only enough to stay mellllllooooooooo........ Grin

i have a friend who frequently uses "Sassy Eggs" as a user name, and yet i did not vote "Boobies".
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2008, 04:27:40 PM »

i have a 300-400 mile ride planed on sunday then when i get home i am going to a party, might be tough but i plan on getting trashed.  i have been dry for two weeks (dieting sucks but im back under 200lbs), and i really want to get drunk.  to prepare i bought a sixer for tonight (it's lakefront, sd.  mmm) to become re-acclimated, better safe than sorry, right
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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 05:50:52 PM »

let's see... it's friday. so.. from here on out it's:

drink

sleep

work

drink/hockey game

sleep

work

drink...


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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 06:17:36 PM »

already drunk...  Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 08:36:41 PM »

I'll be pouring them down tomorrow.

One of three or four times a year I get fitshaced.

Tomorrow, a buddy and his wife are throwing a party for both birthdays and their anniversary.  3 for 1 party... gotta get wasted.

Plus, there will be a sh!t-load of people there I only get to see once a year.

Have a safe weekend everyone!
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 09:23:35 PM »

I'm drinkin' right now! drink
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2008, 03:12:31 AM »

I'll be pouring them down tomorrow.

One of three or four times a year I get fitshaced.

Tomorrow, a buddy and his wife are throwing a party for both birthdays and their anniversary.  3 for 1 party... gotta get wasted.

Plus, there will be a sh!t-load of people there I only get to see once a year.

Have a safe weekend everyone!

Hey, how the Toof?  Or was it Teef?   Grin
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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2008, 06:05:43 AM »

sounds like the gang's got some plans Smiley
have fun everyone   chug
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2008, 08:09:40 AM »


SacDuc reporting sir.

How did your unit do SacDuc?

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, sir.

Give me the full report Sac.

The mission got under way as scheduled when reinforcements arrived from the north. The fight was long. They just kept coming, one after the other. In the end, all bottles of wine were killed.

Did your unit suffer any casualties?

None fatal sir. Polpetta was injured and is still down. Medics are taking drastic measures involving asprin, water and cool wash clothes.

Will she make it?

Yes sir. Medics report that she should be ready for coffee therapy in an hour or two. She should be fine after that.

Good. We need your unit ready for action by 18:00 tonight. You will be spearheading the battle against the Beer Brigade. They will have air support from Hot Wings. It might get ugly.

We will be ready. We have allied ourselves with the local forces and we are prepared to call in additional reinforcements from the Drunken Dialing Division at any time.

Godspeed soldier. Dismissed.
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« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2008, 02:53:23 PM »

drinking buddy working, wife has a cold, drinking alone makes me sad so I'll not get silly.
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« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2008, 07:14:36 PM »

Rum on the rocks.

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« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2008, 08:30:34 AM »


HUNG.

OVER.
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« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2008, 05:24:15 PM »

HUNG.

OVER.

that just means it's time to start all over again. Evil

I am way too sober right now.
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