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Author Topic: How Not to Leave The Dealership  (Read 3376 times)
DarkStaR
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« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2009, 10:29:23 PM »

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Baa-daa-BING!


« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2009, 10:27:18 AM »

Thanks.
"Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..."
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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2009, 02:37:47 PM »

Seems like some guy by the name of Matthew Morrison (Name changed to protect the guilty) tipped their bike at the Richmond bridge toll crossing not so long ago. Do we have that on tape?
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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2009, 07:00:51 PM »

Seems like some guy by the name of Matthew Morrison (Name changed to protect the guilty) tipped their bike at the Richmond bridge toll crossing not so long ago. Do we have that on tape?

Nah, didn't tip it. Just fishtailed like crazy and *almost* lost it. But a save's a save, no?



Thanks.
"Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..."

Yah, but you got to admit, he *did* look spiffy in the matching leathers.


It seems to me that where a motorcycle and a video camera are both present, the odds of a crash are doubled, or maybe tripled.
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2009, 07:09:06 PM »

Thanks.
"Now remember new tires, take it easy for the first 100 miles or so..."

That's a good rule. Here's another. "Don't overdo the throttle when you're in a parking lot..... behind a van....... in a parking lot....... behind a van." I can't figure out which is the lead and which is the tail end of that joke.
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« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2009, 09:11:00 PM »

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accident near dealer
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« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2009, 10:45:40 PM »

Ugh. That hurts.

At least guys #1 and #2 were wearing helmets.

Kinda reminds me of this guy. If you haven't seen this before, watch till the very end.

Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2009, 10:40:21 AM »

Ugh. That hurts.

At least guys #1 and #2 were wearing helmets.

Kinda reminds me of this guy. If you haven't seen this before, watch till the very end.

Squid On Suzuki GSX-R Owned - Speeders Fight Back

A true classic Grin

Lemme show you what I'm working with...
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