Deer Whistles on Motorcycles

[DoubleEagle]

I answer calls for my business in my personal car. I own my own business, I drive an unmarked car (my own), and I talk on my phone conducting business calls. Now, if some jackass sees me from another car or a bike, I MUST be chatting away with my mom, or my BFF or whatever right?

Your assumption that any woman talking on a cell phone can't POSSIBLY be conducting business or doing anything important vs. a MAN talking on a cell phone must ALWAYS be doing something productive and business-like is idiotic.

I don't believe I made that statement that exact way.

I believe I predicated it with examples .

Dolph

[Drunken Monkey]

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Unless someone wants to generalize about the cell phone habits of deers, talking while grazing, and whether deer horns make them drop reception, I do believe this thread should get back on track.
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[swampduc]

Dear God, Dolph. <Where's the shaking head smiley?>
You lead with your chin, don't you, brother? 

[Kopfjäger]

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Unless someone wants to generalize about the cell phone habits of deers, talking while grazing, and whether deer horns make them drop reception, I do believe this thread should get back on track.
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Deer, the plural for deer is deer. 

[DoubleEagle]

So what have we learned ?

Deer whistles don't seem to work most of the time and most of the time most of the cell phone used on the public roadways is by females having lots of conversations about what I am not sure.

These cell phone observations are my own observed over a period of a month.

I must be on to something since the Feds are considering a ban on cell phone use in vehicles.

I rest my case.

Dolph

[Popeye the Sailor]

Someone lock this before the womenfolk kill Dolph.

[swampduc]

Someone lock this before the womenfolk kill Dolph.

+1
Wait, if they get you, can I have the 1098r, Dolph? 

[somegirl]

I saw about 8 deer today and not a single one of the does was chatting on the phone.

[DoubleEagle]

+1
Wait, if they get you, can I have the 1098r, Dolph? 

" Know the truth and the truth shall set you free !"

Sorry, the " R " is already spoken for in case of my demise.

Dolph

[Speedbag]

I saw about 8 deer today and not a single one of the does was chatting on the phone.

They were probably plotting to kill me next time I'm on a bike.

[DoubleEagle]

I saw about 8 deer today and not a single one of the does was chatting on the phone.

Deer communicate with their tails .

That's where the Whitetail Deer got it's name.

They show the white underside of their tails when they flee as a sign to the other Deer to do likewise.  
   
Dolph      

[Popeye the Sailor]

Deer communicate with their tails .

That's where the Whitetail Deer got it's name.

They show the white underside of their tails when they flee as a sign to the other Deer to do likewise.  
   
Dolph      

Shouldn't we call them "frenchtail deer" then? 

[TiNi]

Someone lock this before the womenfolk kill Dolph.

a good idea 

[Porsche Monkey]

I almost hit a deer in my Jeep but said deer had ducaholic whistles and I got scared and stopped. 

[Popeye the Sailor]

I almost hit a deer in my Jeep but said deer had ducaholic whistles and I got scared and stopped. 

Do they imitate that noise your wife makes when you just screwed up?