lol @ opening thread picture
I was down my local ducati dealer at the weekend dropping my bike (a 696 monster) off for its first service
as i rolled up it was harley mayhem. The riders dealership near me sell harley buell and ducati bikes
Well i got off my bike and walked into the dealer and literally got eyeballed by three aging bikers sat on a picnic table
which was placed next to the bike park. It wouldn't have been so bad but these guys were wearing leather waistcoats
leather trousers with criss cross style drawstrings on the side with old style german helmets to boot.
Jesus it almost felt like i had walked on a MTV video for a remake of a village people song.
I mean the eye-balling could have been a "village people" kind of look but it wasn't they were actually trying to psyche me out

What did i take away mentally from the whole harley mini meet ? well i would conclude that the average harley rider is a forty plus year old with a fetish for wearing leather and a need to have a bike that vibrates so much that they can feel the parts of their bodies they dont use anymore. Controversial opinion yes maybe but true ? Near me im afraid so
Next time im going to the dealer wearing some drawstring pants but that will be only so be the harley crew
dont try anything "pulp fiction" like on my good self