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So you watched SNL, too.
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Another attempt to get banned?
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Quote from: desmoquattro on September 22, 2009, 09:06:24 AM
Another attempt to get banned?
nope ... i didn't create the photo ... just linked to it
and in case your sensitive, your mom is cool, so no harm meant
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Quote from: johnc on September 22, 2009, 12:24:55 PM
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At least I can spell...
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Quote from: desmoquattro on September 22, 2009, 12:34:51 PM
At least I can spell...
i can spell as well ... i just choose the wrong word sometimes ... asshat
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Quote from: johnc on September 22, 2009, 12:56:15 PM
i can spell as well ... i just choose the wrong word sometimes ... asshat
Funny, that's what your wife said.
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Quote from: desmoquattro on September 22, 2009, 01:02:15 PM
Funny, that's what your wife said.
nice half-witty retort.
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Do you guys want to get a room?
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Do you guys want to get a room?
Only if it has a well that I can throw him down.
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I'm sure you guys can hash it out on Thursday night.
No rings, no eye gouges, no weapons, keep it above the belt.
DQ - I recommend getting John to the dirt asap. Use your size to your advantage and follow through with simple ground and pound. Hammer punches are your friends.
John - DQ has you in size but I think you might have him in reach. Keep your distance, short jabs to the face. keep your feet lively. Try to wear him down and don't let him get into you. Once you have him slowed enough go for the submission.
Remember if it gets to the point where you pull a knife be prepared to use it. Nothing worse then getting stabbed with your own knife.
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Quote from: TCK! on September 22, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
I'm sure you guys can hash it out on Thursday night.
No rings, no eye gouges, no weapons, keep it above the belt.
DQ - I recommend getting John to the dirt asap. Use your size to your advantage and follow through with simple ground and pound. Hammer punches are your friends.
John - DQ has you in size but I think you might have him in reach. Keep your distance, short jabs to the face. keep your feet lively. Try to wear him down and don't let him get into you. Once you have him slowed enough go for the submission.
Remember if it gets to the point where you pull a knife be prepared to use it. Nothing worse then getting stabbed with your own knife.
fighting advice from someone who wears white boots?
naw ... if dq wants to take a swing at me, that's cool ... but i am pretty certain he can take the jokes as well as dish them out.
see you folks on thursday.
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YES! its ON! ZG at sunset Thurs.
Taking bets.
who's in?
Only problem is, every fight I've ever seen go down at ZG, the Tamale Lady got in on just for sport.
And she's scary fast with that left. Like a cannon that one. You don't want to know what she asks for mercy.
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Quote from: johnc on September 22, 2009, 04:07:30 PM
fighting advice from someone who wears white boots?
naw ... if dq wants to take a swing at me, that's cool ... but i am pretty certain he can take the jokes as well as dish them out.
see you folks on thursday.
I'd kick you in the balls if you weren't a eunuch
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Re: funny joke for dq ...
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Last time two of my friends were "joking" with one another eventually 1 pulled a knife on the other and cut the shit out of him. He's been in jail for about 5 years now.
Just saying, sometimes with just enough whiskey and beer things happen.
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