I did the same thing, only my overactive imagination makes me think that somewhere out there this young lady has an ex-boyfriend that she met on Match.com who now has to relay the story to all his friends
"Hey what happened to that girl you were seeing?"
"She shit on a cake"
"Is that slang for something?"
"No," takes out iphone and pulled up website, "she really shit on a cake...."
I didn't watch it that long, only long enough to wonder why somebody would fart on a cake, and how the hell she mustered up that much gas on demand. Glad I quit watching when I did.
I can almost picture the scenario you described above as a Seinfeld episode.
