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Boog
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Not Smart
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September 23, 2009, 07:39:50 PM »
Chain vs Fingers
DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE SQEEMISH AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261
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September 23, 2009, 07:43:01 PM »
Ouch.
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hankthe8th
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Re: Not Smart
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September 23, 2009, 08:10:06 PM »
running bike while cleaning chain =
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grandpa nate
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Re: Not Smart
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September 23, 2009, 08:17:11 PM »
natural selection does not work fast enough...just sayin
that is all
nothing follows
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zarn02
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Re: Not Smart
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September 23, 2009, 08:40:52 PM »
make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs.
I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.
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Re: Not Smart
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September 23, 2009, 09:38:59 PM »
Wow... that is rough. Note to self... keep fingers.
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brimo
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 01:23:53 AM »
Just couldn't help but start humming "the stubby index finger" song....
Stubby index finger,
Tappin' out your code,
Stubby index finger,
Lookin' like a toad...
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"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."
From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
duclvr
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 01:47:41 AM »
wow
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September 24, 2009, 03:34:43 AM »
Quote from: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 08:40:52 PM
make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs.
I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.
Haven't we all. Let's show him some mercy, folks
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 03:44:24 AM »
Ow ow ow.. man
This is exactly why when I'm teaching folks how to do shit I over emphasize NEVER do chain work with the bike running. Just the momentum of the wheel being spun by hand can do a lot of damage if you get sucked in... and we can see that and engine even at idle does bad bad things... ungh.
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somegirl
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 03:58:44 AM »
Poor guy, that's a hard way to learn the lesson.
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 04:06:11 AM »
I'm always afraid I'll catch my finger in the sprocket even if I'm just rotating the wheel on my own. I can't imagine trying to do it with the motor running.
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Re: Not Smart
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Quote from: superjohn on September 24, 2009, 04:06:11 AM
I'm always afraid I'll catch my finger in the sprocket even if I'm just rotating the wheel on my own. I can't imagine trying to do it with the motor running.
its not fun when the bike is off, because you are pretty well caught and it might be awkward to get the other arm around to move the wheel the other direction. I can't imagine the horrible feeling involved here.
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swampduc
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Re: Not Smart
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Quote from: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 08:40:52 PM
make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs.
I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.
+1
It's damn near miraculous I've survived some of the shit I've done. It's good to remember that before piling on this guy.
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Re: Not Smart
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September 24, 2009, 05:30:45 AM »
That forum is supportive, I like the next comment down. That's why I'm apart of DMF where if I'm seriously hurt I won't be ridiculed.
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