Not Smart

Started by Boog, September 23, 2009, 08:39:50 PM

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Boog

Chain vs Fingers

DO NOT OPEN IF YOU ARE SQEEMISH AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD  :o

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261

kopfjäger

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hankthe8th

running bike while cleaning chain =  [puke]

grandpa nate

natural selection does not work fast enough...just sayin

that is all
nothing follows

zarn02

make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs. :-\

I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Sterling

Wow... that is rough.  Note to self... keep fingers.

brimo

Just couldn't help but start humming "the stubby index finger" song....
Stubby index finger,
Tappin' out your code,
Stubby index finger,
Lookin' like a toad...
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

duclvr


Howie

Quote from: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 09:40:52 PM
make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs. :-\

I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.

Haven't we all.  Let's show him some mercy, folks :)

Slide Panda

Ow ow ow.. man

This is exactly why when I'm teaching folks how to do shit I over emphasize NEVER do chain work with the bike running.  Just the momentum of the wheel being spun by hand can do a lot of damage if you get sucked in... and we can see that and engine even at idle does bad bad things... ungh.
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

somegirl

Poor guy, that's a hard way to learn the lesson. :(
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superjohn

I'm always afraid I'll catch my finger in the sprocket even if I'm just rotating the wheel on my own. I can't imagine trying to do it with the motor running.

junior varsity

Quote from: superjohn on September 24, 2009, 05:06:11 AM
I'm always afraid I'll catch my finger in the sprocket even if I'm just rotating the wheel on my own. I can't imagine trying to do it with the motor running.

its not fun when the bike is off, because you are pretty well caught and it might be awkward to get the other arm around to move the wheel the other direction. I can't imagine the horrible feeling involved here.

swampduc

Quote from: zarn02 on September 23, 2009, 09:40:52 PM
make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backs. :-\

I feel sorry for the guy, even though it was stupid. Sucks to be him. I've done some dumb shit myself, though it hasn't yet cost me digits.
+1
It's damn near miraculous I've survived some of the shit I've done. It's good to remember that before piling on this guy.
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Scotzman

That forum is supportive, I like the next comment down. That's why I'm apart of DMF where if I'm seriously hurt I won't be ridiculed.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."