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« Reply #30 on: October 05, 2009, 12:31:44 PM »


Hey white stripe. that was me on the gsx. sorry about that but i really had to fart and didn't think it would be fare to trap you in the elevator with me.
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« Reply #31 on: October 05, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »

WOW - Great point.  In that case, new topic, can someone tell me how to get piss out of my exhaust?

Lots of possibilities here....

A common enemy could help you strike up a conversation. I recommend you piss in the exhausts of all THREE bikes - yours included. Act suitably irrate when the pair of you 'discover' the atrocity.  Grin

Oh, check for security cams first.  waytogo
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« Reply #32 on: October 05, 2009, 12:43:00 PM »

It is incredibly tempting to start a thread on a gixxer forum "Totally pwned this noob in the parking lot today..."   Grin
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« Reply #33 on: October 05, 2009, 12:52:23 PM »

It is incredibly tempting to start a thread on a gixxer forum "Totally pwned this noob in the parking lot today..."   Grin

LOL...

the part i forgot to mention is that the two bikes running in the garage at the same time set off a whole bunch of car alarms...if you can't bond over that what's left?
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« Reply #34 on: October 05, 2009, 05:22:25 PM »

WOW - Great point.  In that case, new topic, can someone tell me how to get piss out of my exhaust?

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« Reply #35 on: October 05, 2009, 06:44:01 PM »

You live in the NE right? Shouldn't you be used to that behavior by now?  cheeky

Sounds pretty rude to me, but whaddayagonnado?
It's not like that everywhere in the NE...

I mean...in NH we may not talk to you until we've seen you every day for 10 or 20 years...

but we'll hold the door. Wink
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« Reply #36 on: October 05, 2009, 07:09:17 PM »

Screw him (or her)! 

Having a bad day is no excuse to act like that.  I work with a couple of HD guys that have the same type of attitude.  Luckily, I only have to deal with them on the three days a year that they ride.  You know, the three days that aren't cold, hot, rainy, windy, somewhat cloudy, and or humid.  Fortunately for all, they remind everyone that they are riders by wearing their HD jackets, boots, chaps (yep, chaps in their F350's).  They all come together in the break area at the start of the day to discuss why they didn't ride.  I can't tell if it is an audition for "Sons of Anarchy" or the Village People. 

(God I want to be a part of that group)

Uh, I mean,

 Pathetic!
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« Reply #37 on: October 06, 2009, 12:10:43 AM »

Stig! probably?
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« Reply #38 on: October 06, 2009, 01:05:06 AM »

he probably had a big pimple on his forehead and didn't want to take off his helmet  Grin
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« Reply #39 on: October 06, 2009, 01:55:36 AM »

Here in SA it`s called Ducati envy waytogo
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« Reply #40 on: October 06, 2009, 05:15:04 AM »

Sounds like the average Bostonian...
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« Reply #41 on: October 06, 2009, 05:23:19 AM »

You guys are over analysing this.  That guy just needed to poop really bad.  When you need to poop, you can careless about anything else in the world.  And you know the closer you get to the bathroom, the wrose you have to poop. 
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« Reply #42 on: October 06, 2009, 06:40:01 AM »

When no one is looking rub your sack on his grips and dry hump his saddle  Vino!
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« Reply #43 on: October 06, 2009, 07:10:02 AM »

At a local meet some guys on jap bikes came out for the night. The killer was their outro because they lined up in front of us (euro owners) throwing dirty looks and redlined their motors.

Hey, I'm a bostonian so I know how it goes. Push him on the floor when you see him.
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« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2009, 09:28:52 AM »

When no one is looking rub your sack on his grips and dry hump his saddle  Vino!

Where's that pic of Charlie? laughingdp
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