I thought you'd find below CL ad a bit amusing. A highly motivated & enthusiastic seller...from the location and writing, sadly, it's likely a young Marine!
http://onslow.craigslist.org/mcy/3920072458.htmlSEX ON TWO WHEELS.
Let's be honest, there are tons of liter-bikes for sale on craigslist: gsxrs, r1s, zx13s, hayabusas, cbrs, etc. If you buy this bike you are making a statement, and that statement is: YOU DIG CASH/CHICKS/ROCKNROLL AND WANT THE VERY BEST FOR YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Japanese bikes are neat little high-revving childrens play things. The 1098 is a V-Twin TORQUE MONSTER designed for ADULTS by the freaking ROMAN EMPIRE. Once you ride/hear/feel this Italian ROLLING ORGASM, you will never want anything else. It is like CRACK COCAINE main-lined in to your veins. BOTH of your heads will explode!
This is the second DUCATI I have owned....and guess what my next bike is...ANOTHER DUCATI OF COURSE!!!!
Be warned, this bike is a weapon, a nuclear bomb in your crotch.....when you STRAP ON this FIGHTER JET of a motorcycle amazing things will happen to you! Every guy will wanna be you, every girl will wanna be WITH you. Get ready for TONS of attention. When you ride this bike with other motorcycles, nobody will look at any other bike, girls will only care about WHAT YOU HAVE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
If you have ever wanted to own something EXOTIC, TREAT YO SELF this riding season, pony up the 8.9k and BECOME A ROCKSTAR. You are awesome and you deserve it!
I am the one and only owner. Purchased and serviced at Matison Motorsports in Raleigh. BRAND NEW front tire, low mileage on rear tire. The next service is not required till 7500 miles.
Details:
$8900 (stupid cheap!)
Ducati Red (duh!)
4300 miles (crazy low!)
Stock except for mirrors, fender eliminator and tank protector (why mess with perfection?!?!?)
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