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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package


« on: October 08, 2009, 06:59:25 PM »

So, its my big midlife birthday this year.  After December, Ill need viagra and a walker...so I figured I would give myself a new mistress.

After helping our very own George build his, I knew I wanted to add one to the stable...  I had visions of building one from scratch, and then I met a fella online that shared my vision.

Now its time to name her.  "Trouble" or "Mistress", perhaps?  She has been well cared for, ridden well and even in the pages of Motorcyclist magazine Feb 2009, Alpina Wheels Catalog, 2009 Rev-it catalog.  Just as a good mistress should be... 









Chassis:
- Traxxion Dynamics AK20 fork kit in stock forks with .925 springs, fresh oil and seals as of 05/2009. Custom adjustable fork caps in anodized red/black from TD

- Penske double clicker, piggyback reservoir rear shock with Eibach 400lb spring

- Alpina tubeless A-system 17" laced spoked wheels, anodized red hubs with silver spokes and rims, utilizing stock oem cush drive for Duc sprocket pattern

- Lightened oem rear brake rotor

- BrakeTech ductil iron Axis front brake rotors

- Ferodo race brake pads

- Galfer stainless steel, braided front brake lines (original s/s braided rear)

- Brembo Goldline 4 piston, 2 pad front brake calipers

- Brembo Goldline 2 piston, 2 pad xx9 type rear brake caliper with Demon custom caliper bracket (under axle line vs. oem on top)

- Aella Casuno (Japan) polished, billet alum. eccentric adjustable rearset foot controls

- LSL clear anodized clip on clamps with Black anodized alum. handlebars

- Yoyodyne race throttle (mirror polished) with xx9 throttle cables

- Yoyodyne aftermarket kill/start switch

- Endurance Engineering custom, one-off fairing bracket, black powdercoated

- Relocated battery tray under solo seat

- Ohlins steering stabilizer in left side, custom alum. mounting bracket

Performance:

- Zard full stainless steel 2 into 2 race megaphone exhaust (remember the sound of George's?!!!). Black header wrap added to keep temps. in line

- TPO Beast racing velocity stacks (red anodized) and K&N race filter pod kit

- Nichols lightweight flywheel and locking nut

- Magnecor 7mm racing spark plug wire kit (custom lengths), in red

- Dynojet Power Commander 3USB with custom fuel mapping

- Yuasa YTZ7S lightweight battery

- Yoyodyne 48t slipper clutch

- NGK irdium tipped race spark plugs

- Driven brand 520 size gearing, inc. 14/15t lightweight front sprockets and 38t black anodized and lightweight rear sprocket

- D.I.D. brand gold X-ring 520 race chain

- STM race style crankcase oil breather (with custom underseat catch can)

- Relocated oil cooler to upper fairing bracket area in nose cone, with Aeroquip stainless steel braided oil lines utilizing oem Ducati oil fittings (kustom!)




Cosmetic:

- Air Tech race upper fairing with custom forced air induction grafted in, using 2" flex hose. Custom, removeable alum. screen in nose cone installed

- Air Tech race solo tail with custom mount setup and leather wrapped seat foam

- House of Kolor metallic paint

- All paint and fiberglass work courtesy of John Tirado at JZ Racecolor in Pa.

- Catalyst Composites Racing fiberglass belly pan, modified

- Lightened and vented clutch cover housing by Fox Performance Engines (matches the monster!)

- Both right and left engine side covers MIRROR POLISHED by Jeff at Polish-This

- Zero Gravity clear lexan race windscreen

- STM: red anodized drilled drain plug and oil fill cap

- Speedymoto POLISHED and vented dry clutch cover

- Two tone, metallic #35 race numbers by Mark and Kyle at RoadRacePrep

- Ducati Hypermotard/Multistrada oem grips

- Lockhart Phillips alum. allen head windscreen bolts

- Stomp Grip added to tank sides



This bike is fully and professionally safety wired too. 

Sold my left nut and right pinky...well worth it.
 waytogo

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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 07:03:12 PM »

Told ya' once, tellin' you again:  That don't suck!

The cheap bastard didn't throw in that stand?  WTF    laughingdp
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Same ole DesmoDevil, in a more gentle package


« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 07:09:43 PM »

Yeah I know, huh?!  wtf.  LOL.  Actually, he is a great guy, and given the price I got it for, I wouldnt have either.   
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 07:16:10 PM »

Now that's one awesome ride waytogo
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 07:38:24 PM »

Carmen is the Italian goddess of "spell casting and enchantments"...

Just sayin'

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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 08:02:53 PM »

I better see that pregnant dog out at HPR soon!

I guess that means I need to get one of my bikes track worthy as well.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 08:17:19 PM »

 waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo

Nice timing.  Now you get to stare at it all winter.   Sad Sad
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 05:28:05 AM »

Man, that sure is purty.  It was awfully nice of you to buy that as a club trackbike.  How are we to determine the order in which we'll partake of your generosity on-track?  I vote we rassle for it.  That should make me one of the first few club members to ride her.   Grin

Well chosen, Amigo.  bacon bacon
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 07:21:39 AM »

Simply awesome!!! waytogo
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 07:25:47 AM »

THUNDER-make the beast with two backsING-DUCK!!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 07:32:14 AM »

WOW!!! Just WOW.  When do I get to come stare at it?  I may even have to pull a Krystal and rub my nipples on it.  That think is hot skinner! applause
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 09:19:46 AM »

See Goduc had to go there. You know once we all get to see it in person you are going to have plenty of reason to be polishing it up since I can see there will be a lot of "things" rubbed on it.  Hee hee   Evil

Gorgeous!!!   waytogo
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« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 11:05:04 AM »

All you need is for one of these fancy inginearses to make you a ski for your front tire & some chains for the rear.

Oh, and for the record, I make the beast with two backsed it twice in a dream last night, it squealed like a pig duc.  Cool
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« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2009, 01:39:56 PM »

Squeal like a pig, King.  Squeal like a pig, Boy. 
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« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2009, 02:03:58 PM »

How did I know it you would be you to turn it me around &  ...  

Felt pretty make the beast with two backsin' good, right?


You guys talk about thread jack.... there's your jack off.


Back on topic:  All you gave was one ball?   AWESOME !  

"Nurse, could you show me to the "cutting" table please?  Immmm'm trying to buy a new motorcycle"
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