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Author Topic: My midlife mistress  (Read 16696 times)
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« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 06:01:38 PM »
PLEAAAAAAAAAASE tell me you wore a rubber.  coffee
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« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 06:25:42 PM »
He did, but it had frayed at the edge by the time he was done.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 06:54:32 PM »
WOW!!!

can i say panty pudding   Evil


sooooooooooooo can i wash it with my boobies?  coffee
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Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 06:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 06:25:42 PM
He did, but it had frayed at the edge by the time he was done.

Thanks for taking notes while filming.

Didn't know you were abbidextrous... Go figure.

Edit:  Check it out! I spelled a word like ducmouse.   Grin
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« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2009, 07:46:48 PM »
Well, it was a "track-tire" reference, but since you want to play that way...

I can't work a computer mouse with my left hand, so I learned to adapt and "overcome."   Wink
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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2009, 08:16:24 PM »
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 09, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
Well, it was a "track-tire" reference, but since you want to play that way...

I can't work a computer mouse with my left hand, so I learned to adapt and "overcome."   Wink

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Hey Skinner, Did I hear you got a new bike? 

make the beast with two backsin' thread jackers!  they must be jealous     Cool
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« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2009, 10:33:03 PM »
All i heard was you got a woody and mouse's panties have pudding (matt, get yourself check)  waytogo
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« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2009, 03:50:39 PM »
Thou doeth sucketh the big one Mr Skinner!

...but in reality you suck! Nice mother %*#$@+! bike!

 bow down  bow down  bow down  bow down  bow down  bow down
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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2009, 04:19:47 AM »
i only suck for money and just hold it in my mouth a little. king baby taught me that.
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thanks buddy!  ill send more pics when she gets here
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« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2009, 07:53:49 PM »


  Very, very, cool..... I wanna see it in action!.   Too damn nice to track.. well almost laughingdp  [moto] 
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 04:21:50 AM »
nah, she was designed for the track and will be tracked.  I will just wrap her in bubble wrap first (is that part of race prep?).  Signed up to take the AMA license course and am taking the new ktm track school at Miller.  Time to learn to race!
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 08:17:17 AM »
Good luck with that.

My sense here is that some your buds are already salivating over the possibility of obtaining the bike with a salvage title if you happen to lay it down.

Not wishing you bad luck (hell, I don't even know you), but I just recently got a sense that some here would eat their young to obtain such a machine.
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 12:57:00 PM »
they eat their young anyways.  keep your fingers away from kingbaby's mouth!
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 03:56:25 PM »
Quote from: ducducgooseme on October 13, 2009, 12:57:00 PM
they eat their young anyways.  keep your fingers away from kingbaby's mouth!

   Here kitty kitty    Evil 
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »
btw, has the trollop been officially named yet? 'Twere mine, she'd be "My Trophy Wife".

FWIW, I learned quickly to keep everything of mine far away from KB's mouth.
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