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[NorDog]

Verbum sursum tu mater, hominibus!

(That's Latin Ebonics for Word up to your mother, homie!)

[DW]

"well kept and maintained"


http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html

Check out the dent in the tank.  That crash hurt.

[LowThudd]

"well kept and maintained"


http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1531365576.html

Check out the dent in the tank.  That crash hurt.

Fork looks bent in the picture too.

[Scottish]

And what is it about polished frames that always screams squid to me.

[mojo]

It's not polished, it's "chrome"

[Kopfjager]

And what is it about polished frames that always screams squid to me.

I'm sure these two guys would disagree,

[Scottish]

Ha, not gonna get me in trouble that easy. The top one is Drunken Monkey's isn't it? It looks like the frame is silver not polished. The bottom I don't recognize, either way it stands out on the fat twin spar designs far more than the trellis.

[hackers2r]

Is that an oil cooler out back on the second bike?

[1KDS]

Is that an oil cooler out back on the second bike?

Sure is, I haven't seen that before.  Looks pretty trick

[Drunken Monkey]

While the top one is a work of art, worthy of the ages, the bottom one is clearly the work of some squid 

[Scottish]

While the top one is a work of art, worthy of the ages, the bottom one is clearly the work of some squid 

That's exactly what I thought! 

[aaronb]

so DRZs are automatically converted to off road only when you steal them?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1533346219.html

OFF ROAD ONLY. This is not a dual sport (on/off) motorcycle. This is intended for off road use only. This bike is in like new condition (except for rear fender)
Because it is off road only the state of WI does not issue a title for this vehicle so there is not a title. This is normal for off road dirtbikes.
Call
Kevin 414-322-7483
kemess@aol.com

[Porsche Monkey]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html

[NAKID]

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1534265887.html

Yellow bike - $400 (San Antonio, Tx)
Date: 2010-01-02, 2:05PM CST
Reply to: sale-hn58d-1534265887@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Not a motorcycle, its a starter bike so you can learn to ride. No title required for the bike or license to ride it either. Runs well!

Call (210) 440-0206

    * Location: San Antonio, Tx
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests







Not a motorcycle? What the hell is it then?

[Scottish]

A starter bike duh.