More Craigs List Crack Addicts

Started by DW, October 10, 2009, 04:53:55 AM

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RBX QB

Quote from: Scotzman on October 12, 2009, 02:33:47 AM
And to sell it quicker, he'll drop the milage too.

Don't forget that he made the bike older/younger at the same time.

Buckethead

I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Jarvicious

Honda's using that new technology where they shrink the displacement when you're on the highway for gas mileage's sake.
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

Buckethead

So's Chrysler.

[popcorn]

Oh! That was a joke. My bad.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Scotzman

Quote from: Obsessed? on October 12, 2009, 12:48:54 PM
I realize it doesn't make him not a dumbass, but if you read the two ads, they're for totally different bikes. He just posted the same pictures for both. Everything about the ads is different except for the pics.

I have(enjoy) to poke fun at ads like this, mainly because the laziness/scandalous of it all.
"Get your haggis right here. Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach.
Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

Mike Qube

this guy has been trying to unload this for like a month now. it should come as no surprise that it has a rebuilt title.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1420302066.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mcy/1415806991.html

kingbaby

He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  [laugh]

What a dumbass.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

TwIsTeD

Quote from: kingbaby on October 14, 2009, 08:57:25 AM
He must really love that cap to give it the whole seat.  [laugh]

What a dumbass.
I love when you guys catch me off guard with these snappy come backs.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]................... [popcorn]..............................................
Never mess with a mans dog,motorcycle,or woman...Oh yeah in that order too.

DW

This one is a crack addict simply for having purchased this P.O.S. in the first place.  Good grief, he has managed to procreate.
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1419360847.html


And then there is this one.  ??? :o Its not stolen, I swear.  Now where did I put that crazy title...
http://louisville.craigslist.org/mcy/1421564809.html

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


mookieo2


LowThudd

Quote from: mookieo2 on October 27, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

???

I contend it might achieve 140 mph....when it gets pushed over a cliff. ;D [laugh]

Goat_Herder

probably 140 KmPH.  That's about 87.5 MPH.  But that's the higest the speedometer has, not the fastest it will go....  geeez. 

BREAKING NEWS: The Wife's Altima can go 180 MPH.  But the fastest she has gone is 90.   [thumbsup]
Goat Herder (Tony)
2003 Ducati Monster 620 - Yellow SOLD
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Black KILLED
2007 Ducati Monster S2R1000 - Red

Duck-Stew

Quote from: mookieo2 on October 27, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
"The fastest it says it goes it 140 mph but never taken it that fast."

WTF!

???

Randall?!?
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell