More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[mraff]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html

Fat man in a little man's coat...

[mraff]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780393429.html

anyone need a 750 dark....

[mstevens]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mcy/1780452760.html

Fat man in a little man's coat...

"...I assume it must be legal."

[PhoenixS4R]

Everything is legal till you get caught.

[Greg]

Would be even better if he knew how to spell Ferrari  
Plus I also like the part about needing the money because baby is coming, and then says willing to trade for a jetski   Guess the baby wasn't that important

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html

GREAT BIKE!!!!2000 FARRARI BIKE!!! NO LOW BALLERS!!! - $4000 (SAN ANTONIO )

ITS A 2000 KAWASAKI NINJA ZX7R. HAS A FARRARI THEME.RED AND GOLD. RIDES GREAT! VERY FAST. HAS A CLEAR TITLE. NEED MONEY BABY COMING. AM WILLING TO TRADE FOR A RUNNING JETSKI

[The Bearded Duc]

Would be even better if he knew how to spell Ferrari  
Plus I also like the part about needing the money because baby is coming, and then says willing to trade for a jetski 

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1780680239.html

GREAT BIKE!!!!2000 FARRARI BIKE!!! NO LOW BALLERS!!! - $4000 (SAN ANTONIO )

ITS A 2000 KAWASAKI NINJA ZX7R. HAS A FARRARI THEME.RED AND GOLD. RIDES GREAT! VERY FAST. HAS A CLEAR TITLE. NEED MONEY BABY COMING. AM WILLING TO TRADE FOR A RUNNING JETSKI

Sounds like his priorities are in order taking the jetski over stuff for the baby on the way.

[muskrat]

I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html

[Grampa]

OMG

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html

[The Bacon Junkie]

OMG

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1780062749.html

[mstevens]

I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html

He wants $5,100 over the new price for a used $12,899 bike with unknown miles?!? That's nearly a 40% markup for the added value of his tender ministrations.

I should probably pass the 696 I've got for sale through his garage.

Someone may have found the main vein in the crack mine.

P.S.: "or obo."

[Goat_Herder]

This is not from CL but close enough

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/06-DUCATI-MONSTER-620-SBK-OVAL-EVOII-ALUMINUM-EXHAUST-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem35a9f907fcQQitemZ230484936700QQptZMotorcyclesQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories

[gh0stie]

I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html

what the hell is wrong with people?

does he really think he can pull that off?

[Grampa]

what the hell is wrong with people?

does he really think he can pull that off?

stranger things have happened.


* political rant edit *

[mstevens]

does he really think he can pull that off?

If he does, I'm raising the price on my 2009 696 to $9,450 or obo.

Edit: I just had a thought: perhaps "or obo" means he'll swap it for an oboe and he accidentally left off the terminal "e."

[Monstermash]

I hope the beemer comes with it at this price
http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/mcy/1780135477.html

Someone whould call him and mess with him a little! Lol