More Craigs List Crack Addicts

Started by DW, October 10, 2009, 04:53:55 AM

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sofadriver

Quote from: sofadriver on January 29, 2012, 07:23:04 PM
wow..........bet that handles like a dream

you know, the sad part of this is that Rhino will probably tell you it does!
Mike in Tacoma
'08 S2r 1000 - Red on Red
'96 900 SS/SP
'02 ST4s (gone but not forgotten)

IBA 38181

77south

Don't you love finding a horrible, horrible bike and then seeing it again a year or two later for twice the price?

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2842073753.html



muskrat

Can we thin the gene pool? 

2015 MTS 1200
09 Electra Glide

lethe

'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

mgrisham

#979
Otherwise simply known as Monter:  http://newyork.craigslist.org/fct/mcy/2846763627.html
2003 620ie Dark

NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


Buckethead

Dear sweet green and purple baby Jesus.  :o
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

thought

http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html

bmw 2011 S1000RR - $19000 (staten island)
Date: 2012-02-07, 9:21AM EST
Reply to: bss9x-2838933351@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Brand new collecter bike, motosport bike has never been riden, was deliver from bmw of manhanttan to my garage in staten island, must sell call me at 347-860-5807 Alfredo


hmm... lets try to sell my totally stock bike for $5000 over msrp...
'10 SFS 1098
'11 M796 ABS - Sold
'05 SV650N - Sold

SDkid

Quote from: thought on February 14, 2012, 10:44:19 AM
http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mcy/2838933351.html

bmw 2011 S1000RR - $19000 (staten island)

hmm... lets try to sell my totally stock bike for $5000 over msrp...

I just read, somewhere, 0 miles = collector's item.  Alfredo seems like a winner.

ajw85

I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html

Quotefor sale is my 2002 honda rc 51 SP2. its completley stock and in emaculate condition! but ive recently found my slef in need of mone so my loss your gain it only has 2416 miles yes thats right TWO THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN MILES NOT 24 THOUSAND. hence the asking price but make me an offer


KEYWORDS : HONDA, RC51, RVT, RVT1000, 1000CC, SP2, V TWIN, VFR, SUZUKI, TL1000R, TLR, DUCATI, KAWASAKI, ZX-14, NINJA,CBR, GSXR, Ninja, katana, sv1000, sv650, evo, evolution, sti, subaru,

AJ

Quote from: ajw85 on February 16, 2012, 10:34:20 AM
I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html


Wow. He wants $10k...? 

Maybe he meant ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT 10 THOUSAND
;D
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Speeddog

My GF put her car up for sale on Craigslist.

First E-mail response from a potential buyer, names changed to protect the ...uhhh... whatever:

Alright, that sounds good. My husband Ken is going to be buying it for me.  Our deal is that he buys the car for me, if I handle the monthly premiums.  I make good money; I know I can afford it, but he still wants to see a basic estimate of the cost before he goes ahead and buys it.

I'm at the office right now, and they limit internet use to internal company websites only.  Would you do a quick favor, and go to Auto Quotes and just run a basic quote for me, so I have something to show him?  I'm local, with no tickets or accidents.  If you could just tell me what the monthly premium is and we'll come by once I leave work today, if that works for you.

Thanks and look forward to meeting with you!

Barbie


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Curmudgeon

#987
Quote from: Speeddog on February 16, 2012, 12:31:37 PM
Barbie

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Barbie?  8)

Handled sh*t like that for 40 years! MAN..., am I glad I'm retired!!! ;D
2011 796 ABS "Pantah" - Rizoma Bar, 14T, Tech Spec, Ohlins DU-737, Evaps removed, Sargent Seat, Pantah skins

fastwin

Quote from: ajw85 on February 16, 2012, 10:34:20 AM
I'm just wondering here what this guy would consider a 'low ball' offer

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/pts/2853890900.html


Guess that means my prestine '04 Hayden Rep with Ohlins, Sato and Dan Kyle goodies with the same mileage has to be worth $20K!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

gr1976

Quote from: Speeddog on February 16, 2012, 12:31:37 PM
My GF put her car up for sale on Craigslist.

First E-mail response from a potential buyer, names changed to protect the ...uhhh... whatever:



definitely more crackhead "buyers" than sellers..i use that term loosely....so many times I have been stood up or answered countless stupid questions