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[sofadriver]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html

been down hard on left side.
front end / frame is tweeked.
right steering stop is almost torn off.
cosmetic repairs attempted.
POS sellers (one is a Boeing Aircraft executive!) have no ethics and claim it's in excellent condition.

scumbags.

[NorDog]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/mcy/2822026100.html

been down hard on left side.
front end / frame is tweeked.
right steering stop is almost torn off.
cosmetic repairs attempted.
POS sellers (one is a Boeing Aircraft executive!) have no ethics and claim it's in excellent condition.

scumbags.

Not sure what desmodromic controls are.  My Monster has the regular levers, twist grip, etc. 

How do you know the backstory on this?  The ad does offer test rides (with deposit).

I take it that the bike went down after these pix were taken.

[sofadriver]

I took it for a test drive last summer and the damage was already done.
When I mentioned the attempts at hiding the damages the seller acted like he had no knowledge of it. The whole "gee, that's news to me !" thing.
They re-post it every couple of weeks

[Punx Clever]

http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html

IF YOU KNOW WHO DENVER IS.......YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO MONDO IS........YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO FREDDY IS........YOU KNOW THE BIKE.....IF YOU KNOW WHO KUTTY IS.....YOU KNOW THE BIKE.......IF YOU KNOW WHO RIDES THIS BEAST LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL....ITS ....RHINO.....SO IF YOU FEEL LUCKY....BUY IT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND......THE PRICE GOES UP IN 10 DAYS....THATS HOW FAST DENVERS BIKES APPRECIATE....................RHINO 831-655-4626 DONT CONTACT ME IF YOUR MIND IS THINKING...HOW MUCH LESS WILL HE TAKE ?.....IT WONT WORK.....THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME AND CHECKING OUT ONE OF THE HOTTEST CHOPPERS ON THE ROAD......THIS IS A CANNERY ROW WHIPLASH WOWING MACHINE.....CASE CLOSED........later!

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$10k

[sofadriver]

wow..........bet that handles like a dream

[NorDog]

http://monterey.craigslist.org/mcy/2823301400.html

I think I'll call him next week and offer $1500.

What an ugly machine.

[Randimus Maximus]

wow..........bet that handles like a dream

If you know Denver, Mondo, Freddy, Kutty or Rhino, well, then you'd know!

[Punx Clever]

I want to meet Rhino... Sounds like a fun guy.

[The Bacon Junkie]

he sounds like a mushroom...

[Goat_Herder]

wow..........bet that handles like a dream

With the turning radius, I doubt Rhino can get that thing out of his driveway without a couple 3-point turns. 

[The Bearded Duc]

With the turning radius, I doubt Rhino can get that thing out of his driveway without a couple 3-point turns. 

NO WAY......HE KEEPS IT RIGHT THERE......RIGHT ON THE BEACH.......SO EVERYONE CAN SAY WOW.......RIGHT AFTER THEY GET WHIPLASH.......WHEN THEY SEE IT......DRIVING DOWN CANNERY ROW.....CASE CLOSED.....later!

[AJ]

NO WAY......HE KEEPS IT RIGHT THERE......RIGHT ON THE BEACH.......SO EVERYONE CAN SAY WOW.......RIGHT AFTER THEY GET WHIPLASH.......WHEN THEY SEE IT......DRIVING DOWN CANNERY ROW.....CASE CLOSED.....later!

 

[fastwin]

wow..........bet that handles like a dream

But it makes up for the tight hairpin and driveway issues by being very stable in a straight line. Probably needs a hinge in the middle like one of those articulated buses.

[ducatiz]

wow..........bet that handles like a dream

if by "dream" you mean a proctoscopy accompanied by LSD, then yes..

[justinrhenry]

mondo?