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d3vi@nt
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1620 on:
June 24, 2013, 06:47:27 PM »
I like this one:
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/3892986504.html
"1973 Harley Davidson Sportster 1000 good condition project needs a little
for a little bit of work uh good running bike when it's all fixed up give me a call my name is..."
It's a 'good running bike' once it's actually running
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jaxduc
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1621 on:
June 24, 2013, 07:58:13 PM »
"Uh"
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1622 on:
June 25, 2013, 04:36:48 AM »
I've seen a lot of spelling mistakes on c.l. but when you can't spell "a" correctly....
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1623 on:
June 26, 2013, 08:33:05 AM »
Not CL...but hilarious!
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triangleforge
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Reply #1624 on:
June 26, 2013, 08:50:33 AM »
^ One of my all-time favorites.
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JohnEE
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1625 on:
July 01, 2013, 03:41:10 AM »
haha That's pretty good.
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1626 on:
July 07, 2013, 07:59:32 PM »
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/3920088795.html
Someone pull the text outta this. I can't remember a time when a SINGLE wrong word changed the ad so much!
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Buckethead
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1627 on:
July 07, 2013, 08:02:48 PM »
Aaaahahahahahaha.
The ad:
Body and interior of vehicle in good condition. Vehicle has new tires, lift kit, clutch, and starter. Low comprehension, vehicle not running
If interested call Jacob 505-730-****
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Dirty Duc
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1628 on:
July 11, 2013, 08:58:01 AM »
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html
If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?
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Rudemouthsky
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1629 on:
July 11, 2013, 11:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Dirty Duc on July 11, 2013, 08:58:01 AM
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/mcy/3927050661.html
If you are going to all the effort, why not replace the wheels with something you can actually find tires for?
Puked in my mouth a little @ that.
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Steve.In.Atlanta
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July 11, 2013, 11:06:01 AM »
Quote from: Buck Naked on July 11, 2013, 11:04:47 AM
Puked in my mouth a little @ that.
Almost had a similar affect but it was in my shorts.
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Rudemouthsky
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1631 on:
July 11, 2013, 11:11:05 AM »
I can't stop going back to look at that hideous pile of crap. Easy Rider meets Pee Wee's Big Adventure. What an awful thing to do to a Ducati..
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Reply #1632 on:
July 11, 2013, 11:51:48 AM »
Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.
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Steve.In.Atlanta
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1633 on:
July 11, 2013, 12:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Dirty Duc on July 11, 2013, 11:51:48 AM
Astonishingly it's not the worst one... but I can't find a picture of that one right now.
Couldn't be this one could it?
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Dirty Duc
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1634 on:
July 11, 2013, 12:07:08 PM »
Nope. Other than the excessively wacky gauge and headlight mounting, that one isn't a total write-off. It looks like it's still rideable.
The one I was thinking of they used one of the "off-the-shelf" hardtail frames, but welded random bits on to meet the stock mounting bolts.
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Ducatis on the Salt
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