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[DRKWNG]

Isn't that cute...

[Rudemouthsky]

Isn't that cute...

That bumper sticker has always irked me. Evolve!

[Ducatamount]

I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"

[Skybarney]

I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"

I wanted a bumper sticker saying "My turn signals are not for asking permission".

[Buckethead]

A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:

[Rudemouthsky]

A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:

Stealing this.

[Ducatamount]

For you Rickman fans.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4321697503.html

[KnightofNi]

Our very own Buckethead: http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html

I think it's worthy of "best of" status.

I love the ending. Quoting in it's entirety for posterity...

Green Subaru Forester - m4w (Mulberry)




To the woman driving the light green Subaru Forester, CO license plate 165 RMK:

I, too, was disappointed to wind up stopped at College and Mulberry for a 5th consecutive cycle of the light. Fortunately, watching you flail your arms and swear at me, then honk at me in frustration a full 10 seconds after the light had already changed, kept me entertained. Understanding your frustration at FoCo's poor traffic planning, I made it a point to accelerate away from the intersection with some gusto, allowing you to get around the cars in the left lane and pass me. I'm a nice guy. I did that for you. Intentionally.

As you sped past me, you saw fit to vent your frustration by calling me a dumb mothermake the beast with two backser (I can read lips a little bit) and flipping me off. It was only after you were ahead of me and doing an easy 15 over down Mulberry that I managed to get a glimpse of your "COEXIST" bumper sticker.

At which point I laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

I'm guessing your day was probably shit before you left the house, so I don't mind being the target of your vitriol. But I did find it amusing that even tho you were obviously in much more of a hurry than I was, we kept winding up at stoplights together. All the way down Mulberry. Including the one by the Sundance where we had to stop for the fire truck.

Thank you for the deep belly laugh, and I hope your day gets better.

I also hope you outlive your children.

Sincerely,
James

[Southpaw]

Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.

[1.21GW]

Joy rides?  Pft!  Riding that thing may provide a lot of emotions, but I'm dubious that joy is one of them.

[Southpaw]

I think he doesn't want tire kickers because they may cause the swingarm to break.

[NorDog]

Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.

I guess some people really are on drugs.

[memper]

Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.

Why stop there? Fuggit, go fer 10 feet. And no, my donk is not very large.

[NorDog]

Okay, this isn't from Craigslist, but as an eBay ad it "all most" is.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buell-Blast-Buell-Blast-cafe-racer-/281268874274?forcerrptr=true&hash=item417cee6c22&item=281268874274&pt=US_motorcycles

[Southpaw]

Someone on another board I'm on found this wonder gem.